The General Election Countdown Thread

Wow

That's quality reporting. We got two, count them two, photies of the same lassie sitting next to the same plate of chips. Woodward & Bernstein must be ****ting themselves at this new cutting edge in investigative journalism.

 

State of that snp boot ... Chips n white bread

 

Ye live in Brighton, alone, and canny afford to wash yer clothes. Yer gay. A smelly one.

 

Awright hen, can a jist git a poke a chups n a slice a pan breed.

Cheers mucker.

 

The snp at Parliament are going to be a ****in rid neck

 

sauce on thir chips?

 

I live in a 4-person house, in Brighton, have no bumming plans and I wash all my clothes but my jeans.

I do smell from time to time, but that's just booze sweats and morning stonedness

 

She'll be askin fur a roll n pie the morra

**** me man

 

It'll all settle down - I hope.

 

****in brasser ...

 

What's the bets Dev is currently reading prince Charles letters online?

 

^^^ like I said, smelly and gay

 

I doubt it ...most of them are clowns

 

and moaning that all the juicy ones have not been released!

 

Oh dear.

 

Nowt matter wi the gays ...

 

a 4 person house

4 ****ters.

 

...in Scotland.

The Nigel gays are a bit too pansy.

 

Venoms ****ed then cause they're gonna be all over the telly for 5 years.

Am well looking forward to all the drama.

 

*they're

...ah ya basturt, ye fixed it in edit