Off Topic Tiger Woods at it again

[Flashback Minstrel]

'A flurry of women came forth - 120 in all - with claims of affairs'. No wonder he finds it difficult to concentrate on golf...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...irlfriend-Lindsey-Vonn-real-reason-split.html

 

[Party Hull!]

Seems a lot of bother to go to, not to mention risk and expense, when you can just have a **** instead.

 

[BOJACKHCAFCMAN]

It's the old monied story with Tiger Woods that if he wasn't a famous sportman then he would never score, not got the most attractive boat-race on him and he always looks like he's chewing on a wasp

 

[hcafc-anon]

It's like the old story of Peter Crouch who, when asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a professional footballer, replied, "A virgin."

 

[ElTigre]

George Best once said if he'd been born ugly nobody would have heard of Pele. Which kind of shows how deluded he was if he thought women were queuing up to have sex with him because he was a good looking man.

 

[Tuckin]

120 women claimed affairs - but how many of them slept with a random geezer who told them he was Tiger? If it can happen to our Curtis...

 

[Baldrick's Cunning Plan]

Is Hull City's loss of form down to the same reason for Tiger Woods's demise - some getting too much crumpet? Demand an answer now by writing to the club asking for clarification. Address your letters to:

Hull City AFC
The Hanky Panky Analyst
One of the 62 Backroom Staff
The Nou Camp Stadium
Melton
HU32 9ZX.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Baldrick's Cunning Plan/Flashback Minstrel - Can't you manage with just the one account on here?

 

[spesupersydera]

Baldrick's Cunning Plan/Flashback Minstrel - Can't you manage with just the one account on here?

This man may be a schizophrenic - if he is, surely it's only fair that he has a separate account for each of ''the voices''?

 

[Baldrick's Cunning Plan]

Baldrick's Cunning Plan/Flashback Minstrel - Can't you manage with just the one account on here?

Apologies if I've upset anyone. I thought it was common practice on here. Perhaps I should have read the rules.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Apologies if I've upset anyone. I thought it was common practice on here. Perhaps I should have read the rules.

Nobody's upset, it's just a bit pointless.

 

[spesupersydera]

Apologies if I've upset anyone. I thought it was common practice on here. Perhaps I should have read the rules.

FFS, here's me thinking you were 606's first schitzo!