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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Are they quick as ****? <laugh>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No need for swimming pools to enjoy that <laugh>
     
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  3. saintanton

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    By themselves.
     
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  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Once dated a girl who made me piss on her feet in the shower <laugh>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only if they've spent time in Latchford <ok>
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    She sounds incredible. <ok>
     
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  7. Did you oblige or did you get stage fright?
     
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  8. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    He tried but hit the ceiling
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Made sure I was busting for one and sprayed it all up her legs as well. Think the force of the flow surprised her which was the plan. Top stuff <ok>
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Was it yellow and smelly? Or clear an scentless?
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Unfortunately it was towards the hydrated end of the piss spectrum as I'd been chugging water all day to ensure full flow. So it was kind of light yellow and not that very dank stink you get when it's that yellow that's almost brown/green. There was lots of it though.
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Shouldda eaten a load of Asparagus the night before. Makes your piss honk!

    Getting some great conversation topics here for my meeting with RHC on Saturday by the way. <ok>
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Do the daughters do water sports per chance? I'd take some arm bands.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Hmmm... missed out on some stuff here... so to catch up...

    I eat almost all sea fish. Not into eating snails, crustaceans, shellfish so much... shrimp I can eat... just not my fave. Crabcakes can be nice... but much prefer fish to water bugs.


    Never peed on anyone in an erotic setting! (or been peed on).
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Leave them out of this filth, you, **** <grr>
     
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  16. Setup a new fish tank last week. Keeping this one simple though as its in the living room, only got four fish in it
     
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  17. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    I like fish, they give you no BS, they either swin about happily or just go and quietly die when your back is turned<laugh>
     
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  18. I may have only put four in the tank but I've still managed to incur a ****ing bully <laugh>
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Yep but unlike your government, when others bicker, let em sort it out themselves instead of interfering and drawing imaginary lines of territory<whistle>
     
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  20. The bully is bigger than the victim so if I leave them alone the smaller one will die. Its actually the mrs' (nm) tank so I'm leaving her to it :)
     
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