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The General Election Countdown Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Feb 12, 2015.

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  1. Conservatives

  2. Labour

  3. Lib Dem

  4. SNP

  5. UKIP

  6. Plaid Cymru

  7. Sinn Fein

  8. Greens

  9. BNP

  10. The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Zzzzzzz xx
     
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  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Vote Tesco .:1980_boogie_down:

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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    So......What's all this about protests in Westminster and a full media blackout of them?
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We were out visiting some selik supporting scum friends yesterday. They reside in a very affluent suburb of Glasgow, drive high spec German automobiles and have a 4 bed house worth circa £400k.

    The male of the house is your typical bead-rattler, stinks of ****e. The missus is repulsive in that she was once a loyal daughter of William but since getting her uterus coated in highly fenianized spunk, she's since grown a tail and converted to the faith of the BHEAST.

    Anyway, she's just given birth and we were in 2 minutes before the nationalist propoganda was in full flow. Snide comments about the Tories made my ears prick up then came the big one... AUSTERITY... This coming from the ****s staying in the 4 bed £400k house, 2 German cars, best of gear, 50inch LED telly and full SKy packages... <laugh>

    He was moaning that whilst his missus was in hospital giving birth, they had to buy their own breast milk substitute because of Tory Austerity, at this point, I took off my jumper to reveal that I was wearing a Linfield top with FTP1690 emblazoned on the back and launched into an astonishing tirade that left the Pape reeling and the wife gagging for some throbbing Protestant cock.

    His missus is producing milk for free in her massive milky tits, but the State should pay for milk substitute because she wants to keep her feeders for sex? And that's the Tories fault? Nothing about how breast milk, as well as feeling incredibly sexy as it's being squirted onto your freshly shaved love spuds, is also best for the baby and mother. And also nothing about how the NHS is devolved to the Scotch parliament and has fk all to do with rUK.

    This is the type of spastic that infest Scotland at present. With assets in the regions of £500k, they are probably in the top 5% richest people on the planet, yet are moaning about how we need more powers to get a fairer/richer society and that WESTMONSTER stops this happening, even though most of the **** they moan about are already devolved matters.

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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  7. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    yup, sums the hypocritical ****s properly.

    the torys are the best for all of us.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Serves you right ya papish interloper.
     
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  10. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    loony lefty communist.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    As the Yanks would say, you're something else, edge.
     
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  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    What did you have for lunch ?
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I have never lived in a commune. That's Toby you senile auld ****.
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    The fairy looking **** at 0:16 seconds deserves an absolute kicking. ****ing ****.

    I hate the Tories but for **** like that, you've just got to wade in and cave some hippy skulls in.
     
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  15. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ****y lefty ***got
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Galloway asking for the result to be set aside <laugh>
     
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  18. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    In fairness, technically he was right. They didn't take a single seat - they took bloody loads of them!
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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