The General Election Countdown Thread
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We were out visiting some selik supporting scum friends yesterday. They reside in a very affluent suburb of Glasgow, drive high spec German automobiles and have a 4 bed house worth circa £400k.
The male of the house is your typical bead-rattler, stinks of ****e. The missus is repulsive in that she was once a loyal daughter of William but since getting her uterus coated in highly fenianized spunk, she's since grown a tail and converted to the faith of the BHEAST.
Anyway, she's just given birth and we were in 2 minutes before the nationalist propoganda was in full flow. Snide comments about the Tories made my ears prick up then came the big one... AUSTERITY... This coming from the ****s staying in the 4 bed £400k house, 2 German cars, best of gear, 50inch LED telly and full SKy packages...
He was moaning that whilst his missus was in hospital giving birth, they had to buy their own breast milk substitute because of Tory Austerity, at this point, I took off my jumper to reveal that I was wearing a Linfield top with FTP1690 emblazoned on the back and launched into an astonishing tirade that left the Pape reeling and the wife gagging for some throbbing Protestant cock.
His missus is producing milk for free in her massive milky tits, but the State should pay for milk substitute because she wants to keep her feeders for sex? And that's the Tories fault? Nothing about how breast milk, as well as feeling incredibly sexy as it's being squirted onto your freshly shaved love spuds, is also best for the baby and mother. And also nothing about how the NHS is devolved to the Scotch parliament and has fk all to do with rUK.
This is the type of spastic that infest Scotland at present. With assets in the regions of £500k, they are probably in the top 5% richest people on the planet, yet are moaning about how we need more powers to get a fairer/richer society and that WESTMONSTER stops this happening, even though most of the **** they moan about are already devolved matters.
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The male of the house is your typical bead-rattler, stinks of ****e. The missus is repulsive in that she was once a loyal daughter of William but since getting her uterus coated in highly fenianized spunk, she's since grown a tail and converted to the faith of the BHEAST.
Anyway, she's just given birth and we were in 2 minutes before the nationalist propoganda was in full flow. Snide comments about the Tories made my ears prick up then came the big one... AUSTERITY... This coming from the ****s staying in the 4 bed £400k house, 2 German cars, best of gear, 50inch LED telly and full SKy packages...
He was moaning that whilst his missus was in hospital giving birth, they had to buy their own breast milk substitute because of Tory Austerity, at this point, I took off my jumper to reveal that I was wearing a Linfield top with FTP1690 emblazoned on the back and launched into an astonishing tirade that left the Pape reeling and the wife gagging for some throbbing Protestant cock.
His missus is producing milk for free in her massive milky tits, but the State should pay for milk substitute because she wants to keep her feeders for sex? And that's the Tories fault? Nothing about how breast milk, as well as feeling incredibly sexy as it's being squirted onto your freshly shaved love spuds, is also best for the baby and mother. And also nothing about how the NHS is devolved to the Scotch parliament and has fk all to do with rUK.
This is the type of spastic that infest Scotland at present. With assets in the regions of £500k, they are probably in the top 5% richest people on the planet, yet are moaning about how we need more powers to get a fairer/richer society and that WESTMONSTER stops this happening, even though most of the **** they moan about are already devolved matters.
iwwt
1690
We were out visiting some selik supporting scum friends yesterday. They reside in a very affluent suburb of Glasgow, drive high spec German automobiles and have a 4 bed house worth circa £400k.
The male of the house is your typical bead-rattler, stinks of ****e. The missus is repulsive in that she was once a loyal daughter of William but since getting her uterus coated in highly fenianized spunk, she's since grown a tail and converted to the faith of the BHEAST.
Anyway, she's just given birth and we were in 2 minutes before the nationalist propoganda was in full flow. Snide comments about the Tories made my ears prick up then came the big one... AUSTERITY... This coming from the ****s staying in the 4 bed £400k house, 2 German cars, best of gear, 50inch LED telly and full SKy packages...
He was moaning that whilst his missus was in hospital giving birth, they had to buy their own breast milk substitute because of Tory Austerity, at this point, I took off my jumper to reveal that I was wearing a Linfield top with FTP1690 emblazoned on the back and launched into an astonishing tirade that left the Pape reeling and the wife gagging for some throbbing Protestant cock.
His missus is producing milk for free in her massive milky tits, but the State should pay for milk substitute because she wants to keep her feeders for sex? And that's the Tories fault? Nothing about how breast milk, as well as feeling incredibly sexy as it's being squirted onto your freshly shaved love spuds, is also best for the baby and mother. And also nothing about how the NHS is devolved to the Scotch parliament and has fk all to do with rUK.
This is the type of spastic that infest Scotland at present. With assets in the regions of £500k, they are probably in the top 5% richest people on the planet, yet are moaning about how we need more powers to get a fairer/richer society and that WESTMONSTER stops this happening, even though most of the **** they moan about are already devolved matters.
iwwt
1690
yup, sums the hypocritical ****s properly.
the torys are the best for all of us.
Serves you right ya papish interloper.We were out visiting some selik supporting scum friends yesterday. They reside in a very affluent suburb of Glasgow, drive high spec German automobiles and have a 4 bed house worth circa £400k.
The male of the house is your typical bead-rattler, stinks of ****e. The missus is repulsive in that she was once a loyal daughter of William but since getting her uterus coated in highly fenianized spunk, she's since grown a tail and converted to the faith of the BHEAST.
Anyway, she's just given birth and we were in 2 minutes before the nationalist propoganda was in full flow. Snide comments about the Tories made my ears prick up then came the big one... AUSTERITY... This coming from the ****s staying in the 4 bed £400k house, 2 German cars, best of gear, 50inch LED telly and full SKy packages...
He was moaning that whilst his missus was in hospital giving birth, they had to buy their own breast milk substitute because of Tory Austerity, at this point, I took off my jumper to reveal that I was wearing a Linfield top with FTP1690 emblazoned on the back and launched into an astonishing tirade that left the Pape reeling and the wife gagging for some throbbing Protestant cock.
His missus is producing milk for free in her massive milky tits, but the State should pay for milk substitute because she wants to keep her feeders for sex? And that's the Tories fault? Nothing about how breast milk, as well as feeling incredibly sexy as it's being squirted onto your freshly shaved love spuds, is also best for the baby and mother. And also nothing about how the NHS is devolved to the Scotch parliament and has fk all to do with rUK.
This is the type of spastic that infest Scotland at present. With assets in the regions of £500k, they are probably in the top 5% richest people on the planet, yet are moaning about how we need more powers to get a fairer/richer society and that WESTMONSTER stops this happening, even though most of the **** they moan about are already devolved matters.
iwwt
1690
As the Yanks would say, you're something else, edge.We were out visiting some selik supporting scum friends yesterday. They reside in a very affluent suburb of Glasgow, drive high spec German automobiles and have a 4 bed house worth circa £400k.
The male of the house is your typical bead-rattler, stinks of ****e. The missus is repulsive in that she was once a loyal daughter of William but since getting her uterus coated in highly fenianized spunk, she's since grown a tail and converted to the faith of the BHEAST.
Anyway, she's just given birth and we were in 2 minutes before the nationalist propoganda was in full flow. Snide comments about the Tories made my ears prick up then came the big one... AUSTERITY... This coming from the ****s staying in the 4 bed £400k house, 2 German cars, best of gear, 50inch LED telly and full SKy packages...
He was moaning that whilst his missus was in hospital giving birth, they had to buy their own breast milk substitute because of Tory Austerity, at this point, I took off my jumper to reveal that I was wearing a Linfield top with FTP1690 emblazoned on the back and launched into an astonishing tirade that left the Pape reeling and the wife gagging for some throbbing Protestant cock.
His missus is producing milk for free in her massive milky tits, but the State should pay for milk substitute because she wants to keep her feeders for sex? And that's the Tories fault? Nothing about how breast milk, as well as feeling incredibly sexy as it's being squirted onto your freshly shaved love spuds, is also best for the baby and mother. And also nothing about how the NHS is devolved to the Scotch parliament and has fk all to do with rUK.
This is the type of spastic that infest Scotland at present. With assets in the regions of £500k, they are probably in the top 5% richest people on the planet, yet are moaning about how we need more powers to get a fairer/richer society and that WESTMONSTER stops this happening, even though most of the **** they moan about are already devolved matters.
iwwt
1690
What did you have for lunch ?We were out visiting some selik supporting scum friends yesterday. They reside in a very affluent suburb of Glasgow, drive high spec German automobiles and have a 4 bed house worth circa £400k.
The male of the house is your typical bead-rattler, stinks of ****e. The missus is repulsive in that she was once a loyal daughter of William but since getting her uterus coated in highly fenianized spunk, she's since grown a tail and converted to the faith of the BHEAST.
Anyway, she's just given birth and we were in 2 minutes before the nationalist propoganda was in full flow. Snide comments about the Tories made my ears prick up then came the big one... AUSTERITY... This coming from the ****s staying in the 4 bed £400k house, 2 German cars, best of gear, 50inch LED telly and full SKy packages...
He was moaning that whilst his missus was in hospital giving birth, they had to buy their own breast milk substitute because of Tory Austerity, at this point, I took off my jumper to reveal that I was wearing a Linfield top with FTP1690 emblazoned on the back and launched into an astonishing tirade that left the Pape reeling and the wife gagging for some throbbing Protestant cock.
His missus is producing milk for free in her massive milky tits, but the State should pay for milk substitute because she wants to keep her feeders for sex? And that's the Tories fault? Nothing about how breast milk, as well as feeling incredibly sexy as it's being squirted onto your freshly shaved love spuds, is also best for the baby and mother. And also nothing about how the NHS is devolved to the Scotch parliament and has fk all to do with rUK.
This is the type of spastic that infest Scotland at present. With assets in the regions of £500k, they are probably in the top 5% richest people on the planet, yet are moaning about how we need more powers to get a fairer/richer society and that WESTMONSTER stops this happening, even though most of the **** they moan about are already devolved matters.
iwwt
1690
The fairy looking **** at 0:16 seconds deserves an absolute kicking. ****ing ****.
I hate the Tories but for **** like that, you've just got to wade in and cave some hippy skulls in.
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In fairness, technically he was right. They didn't take a single seat - they took bloody loads of them!
Walters in a spot of bother,
http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/tw...g-his-political-views-after-uk-election/23922
https://balls.ie/football/10801-jon-walters-twitter-abuse-david-cameron/
http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/tw...g-his-political-views-after-uk-election/23922
https://balls.ie/football/10801-jon-walters-twitter-abuse-david-cameron/
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Walters in a spot of bother,
http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/tw...g-his-political-views-after-uk-election/23922
https://balls.ie/football/10801-jon-walters-twitter-abuse-david-cameron/
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Twitter really is a haven for bellends.