The General Election Countdown Thread

[ERINBLACK]

Nothing gets passed you eh? What are you going to tell us next? Edinburgh zoo's in, erm...

****sville, yes you are correct.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Bollocks.

Between you and Nev you have more bollocks than the pro-union parties have MPs in Scotland

Assuming your ex-wife didn't win them in the divorce.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

I'm happy with a Tory majority, especially as it's so small. Now I can watch them self destruct as the 30% or so of the swivel-eyed, backbench loonies tear the party apart over Europe.

And while they're busy ****ing themselves we'll **** off and become independent

Yeah win win

 

[DevAdvocate]

Nothing gets *passed you eh? What are you going to tell us next? Edinburgh zoo's in, erm...

*Past

 

[DevAdvocate]

I think I speak for most when i say I expected a Tory win but hoped that Labour at least would get their arses felt in Scotland.

Worked out pretty much as I both hoped and expected.

 

[ERINBLACK]

I think I speak for most when i say I expected a Tory win but hoped that Labour at least would get their arses felt in Scotland.

Worked out pretty much as I both hoped and expected.

Loves Cameron and Osborne ^^^^^^^^^^

 

[DevAdvocate]

Loves Cameron and Osborne ^^^^^^^^^^

I wouldn't go that far but I certainly don't hate them like some people do.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

I wouldn't go that far but I certainly don't hate them like some people do.

Would you go as far as spooning with either of them?

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[DevAdvocate]

Would you go as far as spooning with either of them?

I'd go as far as a gammy.

 

[Gambol]

Those born into gayness boys have got you all giving a **** about their little election, shame on you all.

Cameron is the only one who could have "won", of all the candidates he was the only one who looked like he might come back with the right stuff on a shopping list, most of them looked like they might not even make it back from the shop. I dont think he is that bad of a guy, just a product of his environment, you cant blame him for being born into that life. He will continue to serve his own at the cost of the poor with the relatively irrelevant and limited powers he has.

Scotland had a chance to get away from the pointlessness of it all, and have a go ourselves, good chance it could have ended up going the same way but at least it was a chance and just maybe we could have had that "power" in the hands of someone who actually gives a **** about the people.

^^^ didny read

 

[Gambol]

I'd go as far as a gammy.

No heard that word in ages

 

[Null]

No heard that word in ages

^^^^^ user name = bawhum

 

[Otto Flayshow]

No heard that word in ages

Tina still not putting out?

 

[Mind The Duck]

Looks like a very successful Vote Labour get SNP campaign by the Tories

Have they thanked Nicola yet?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Fatty Sturgeon did her best to jump into bed with labour.

She did come across as a bit desperate during that leaders debate. Like a pitbull trying to hump your leg.

 

[Benvenuto Cellini]

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[ERINBLACK]

She did come across as a bit desperate during that leaders debate. Like a pitbull trying to hump your leg.

All those ****s will do anything for power.

****in prostitutes all of them.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Seen him and Al Murray on stage during Farage's humiliation

I Saw*

ffs learn grammer

(trap set)

 

[Otto Flayshow]

She did come across as a bit desperate during that leaders debate. Like a pitbull trying to hump your leg.

I'm not surprised. Her elderly husband doesn't look like he's managed an erection since the early 90s.