Off Topic last meal

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Typical_Juan said:
You'd starve to death before you finished confessing.

"And then there was the time the lad went down the flight of steps... sorry for that"

"Then the time I unleashed hell on an innocent stranger for lying about foreign, made-up, Sunderland fans... sorry for that"

"Page three hundred and twenty... there was the time... father? You still there? hello..."
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Busted mate <laugh>

I just had a brief run down and quit when I hit 3 figures.

I still feel sorry for the Spurs fan I clouted when my mate said we were being followed to the tube station.

As the poor kid hit the deck I could hear Steve shouting, "No not them .......... them!"
 
Smug in Boots said:
Busted mate <laugh>

I just had a brief run down and quit when I hit 3 figures.

I still feel sorry for the Spurs fan I clouted when my mate said we were being followed to the tube station.

As the poor kid hit the deck I could hear Steve shouting, "No not them .......... them!"
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I had that kind of thing in the gym the other day, couple of lads staring at me on the wall striking bag, I shouted over "If you wanna use it lads, just ask, don't just stand there staring"... then the younger one said "Sorry mate, just waiting for you to finish so we could ask you if you could show us how to use it".

I felt like a right bastard all day after that.
 
MrRAWhite said:
I have had a few of those in my time, and swear by them as a cure for a chest infection...
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We made our mate eat a full one with no drink, because he had a cold, we convinced him that the water would stop it working, after it didn't work we also convinced him to spray savlon up his nose.
 
MrRAWhite said:
is he still your mate? <laugh>
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Hahaha no, but not because of that.

He asked us to go knock on his ex-girlfriend's door and get his tele back and his dyson that he'd only just bought her, he's a mug like that, but he told us her psychotic boyfriend wouldn't let him in to get them, we turned up and he was about 5ft zip and built like Barry Chuckle, we ridiculed him for so long about that, he eventually just deleted us from his life!
 
Typical_Juan said:
Hahaha no, but not because of that.

He asked us to go knock on his ex-girlfriend's door and get his tele back and his dyson that he'd only just bought her, he's a mug like that, but he told us her psychotic boyfriend wouldn't let him in to get them, we turned up and he was about 5ft zip and built like Barry Chuckle, we ridiculed him for so long about that, he eventually just deleted us from his life!
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But did you get his gear back or did this little fella knack yas all..
 
My missus.

What was that thread Billy started the other day?

If it had to be consumables 60 lucky strikes, a 24 crate of Brooklyn Winter Ale and a packet of walkers roast chicken crisps.

It'd remind me of my childhood.
 
Starter..Celery sticks
Main..Celery and Tomato salad
Desert. Vanilla milkshake,

also an ice tea or coffe..(ffs who the **** wants a cold tea or coffee)

after eating the above, i would want to die, and pretty ****ing quickly...
 
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Starter: Beetroot Carpaccio with Goats Cheese, Crushed Walnuts with Balsamic dressing.
Main: Traditional Sunday Roast with Fore Rib of Beef, cooked rare, with all the usual trimmings.

Dessert: 1 full hour eating Jennifer Aniston's pussy :)
 
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