The pongs of not606

[Ponders Revisited]

I reckon Gambol smells like a Sidcup underpass

Mick O'Toon smells like a plumber's elbow

Dan smells like a Jewish man's Thomson Directory

Jip smells like a small ironmongers in Ripon

Dev smells like loganberry juice spattered on a Bad Company LP

Ask and I shall offer you your very own odour.

 

[Gambol]

I dunno where Sidcup is, let alone how an underpass there smells.

Change, yer meds, Ponder. Yer losing it.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I guess a underpass smells of piss,**** and discarded kebabs.

Plumbers elbow on the other hand smells of flux,solder and more piss and ****

 

[Minxy]

I dunno where Sidcup is, let alone how an underpass there smells.

Change, yer meds, Ponder. Yer losing it.

Not that far from where I grew up & that has put me right off you Gambol .... sorry

 

[ERINBLACK]

I smell of roses.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I smell of napalm in the morning. It's smells like VICTORY

 

[Archers Road]

I dunno where Sidcup is, let alone how an underpass there smells.

Change, yer meds, Ponder. Yer losing it.

'Sin Kent. Quite nice actually. I imagine underpasses there smell of refined old ladies piss.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Not that far from where I grew up & that has put me right off you Gambol .... sorry

You smell like a Gambian's rubber-band ball.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

I smell of roses.

You smell like an eggcup full of earwigs.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

I smell of napalm in the morning. It's smells like VICTORY

You smell like the world's third oldest abacus.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

'Sin Kent. Quite nice actually. I imagine underpasses there smell of refined old ladies piss.

You smell like Ian Ormondroyd's stepladder.

 

[Gambol]

Not that far from where I grew up & that has put me right off you Gambol .... sorry

Shove a rat up yer pug.

 

[Gambol]

I smell of napalm in the morning. It's smells like VICTORY

No, stale spunk, shame, and an ugly burd, in the morning smells like pyrrhic victory.

 

[Gambol]

I smell of roses.

Cos yer a winner, mate. A ****in winner.

 

[Gambol]

'Sin Kent. Quite nice actually. I imagine underpasses there smell of refined old ladies piss.

Not quite on the par we expect from Coocaddens Underpass at 7pm.

 

[Gambol]

You smell like a Gambian's rubber-band ball.

I do that often. Stops me cumming too quickly.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Beware of the bouncy ones.

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[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Lol random

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Beware of the bouncy ones.

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You smell like a crayon that is melting behind a school radiator.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Lol random

You smell like fetid almonds.