The pongs of not606

I reckon Gambol smells like a Sidcup underpass

Mick O'Toon smells like a plumber's elbow

Dan smells like a Jewish man's Thomson Directory

Jip smells like a small ironmongers in Ripon

Dev smells like loganberry juice spattered on a Bad Company LP

Ask and I shall offer you your very own odour.

 

I dunno where Sidcup is, let alone how an underpass there smells.

Change, yer meds, Ponder. Yer losing it.

 

I guess a underpass smells of piss,**** and discarded kebabs.

Plumbers elbow on the other hand smells of flux,solder and more piss and ****

 

Not that far from where I grew up & that has put me right off you Gambol .... sorry

 

I smell of roses.

 

I smell of napalm in the morning. It's smells like VICTORY

 

'Sin Kent. Quite nice actually. I imagine underpasses there smell of refined old ladies piss.

 

You smell like a Gambian's rubber-band ball.

 

You smell like an eggcup full of earwigs.

 

You smell like the world's third oldest abacus.

 

You smell like Ian Ormondroyd's stepladder.

 

Shove a rat up yer pug.

 

No, stale spunk, shame, and an ugly burd, in the morning smells like pyrrhic victory.

 

Cos yer a winner, mate. A ****in winner.

 

Not quite on the par we expect from Coocaddens Underpass at 7pm.

 

I do that often. Stops me cumming too quickly.

 

Beware of the bouncy ones.

 

Lol random

 

You smell like a crayon that is melting behind a school radiator.

 

You smell like fetid almonds.