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The General Election Countdown Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Feb 12, 2015.

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  1. Conservatives

  2. Labour

  3. Lib Dem

  4. SNP

  5. UKIP

  6. Plaid Cymru

  7. Sinn Fein

  8. Greens

  9. BNP

  10. The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    No, should be:
    Test cricket playing nation - Yes
    Nation with Queen Elizabeth II as head of state - Yes
    Others - No
     
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  2. Sweats

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    VOTERS in England last night found themselves terrorised and seduced by a medium sized Scottish woman.

    As SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon was released across the UK, English viewers of the election debate said they found her deeply threatening ‘but in a good way’.

    Jane Thompson, from Hatfield, said: “She’s a combination of Suzi Quatro and Sir Alex Ferguson. But I understand that all Scottish women are exactly like that.

    “Noisy, efficient and utterly merciless.”

    Julian Cook, from Finsbury Park, said: “She’s strong like Thatcher, but with a human touch that says, ‘I’m going to let you live, but on my terms’.

    “She will now conquer us because we are led by M&S mannequins that don’t even have heads.

    “But I think Sturgeon’s will be a mostly benign dictatorship and I have no objection to adopting vile Scottish habits if that becomes the law.”

    Credit : Daily mash.

    Strange thing is I liked what she had to say. What I dislike is the fact that she still wants to break up the country.
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  3. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    The only poll Miliband topped was likely the biased Daily Mirror poll. He didn't top the general polls. Bookmakers paid out on Nicola Sturgeon as the winner so she won most of them. As a whole though the polls where very inconclusive, which is a big negative for Cameron and Milibands performances as both are the leaders of much bigger party's than the rest. Farage was more than competitive finishing joint top of some of the polls, despite the politically correct brigade amongst them likely showing no support for him.

    I agree not all immigration is bad immigration, but so much of it is. The country is full up now anyways, we are far to small in Island to have 70 million people here. If we are going to allow immigration it needs to be in exceptional circumstances. We can't continue to let everyone in. As there clearly isn't enough wealth here to go around.

    There is a lot wrong with the freedom of foreigners moving around, it means us tax payers are open to paying the hospital bills of the rest of Europe. It also means our wealthare system will be exploited.

    All Labour and Conservatives do is blame each other, as you are blaming the Tories as a clear labour supporter. Though I think Labour are the biggest culprits as the country began to go down hill when Tony Blair and Gordon Brown ran the country. Even Ed Miliband admitted that they made massive mistakes last time when he was in the cabinet, when Nick Clegg accused him of crippling the economy. Which is ultimately true. :biggrin:
     
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  4. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Correct.

    Farage and UKIP are the future for everyone in this country.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Name calling's more fun though isn't it? ****.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You're being a bit harsh on sweaty alcoholics there. Without them this forum would die.
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  9. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    I find it amusing that someone from Scotland could accuse anyone of being sweaty <laugh>
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    True. You can **** off though you thick mutant.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Scots are noted for their sweatiness I take it?
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Sharp as a tennis ball, our Shergs.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Why would anyone want to "contribute" to a debate about UKip? A party led by a 2nd rate Enoch Powell wannabe? A party where most of their candidates are forced to stand down or quit because they're bigoted, racist, misogynistic arseholes who post their bile on Facebook, twitter etc. without even having the sense to realise the consequences of doing so?

    Ya ****.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Here's everyman Nige getting a richt guid Scots welcome:



    Chum, Chum, Chum they cry, in that traditional Gaelic geeting.
     
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  15. Sweats

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    I don't like UKIP

    Some stuff they say makes sense but I like the Tory plan to stop immigrants being able to claim benefit for four years after their arrival, stopping them sending child benefit to their own country for kids who don't live here. Plus sending them back if they don't get a job after a year. That in itself will stop a lot of benefit migrants . Thusly shutting up all the xenophobic idiots.

    The ony thing I would like to see happen is closing tax loopholes for big businesses. If they get sewn up their wouldn't be the need to make such cutbacks in welfare etc.
     
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  16. Toby

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    Good luck with the Tories doing that <ok>

    I'm surprised you're not a UKIP voter tbh.
     
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  17. mallafets

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    A total fantasy, it will not pass EU law. Who is going to send them back? We do not even send illegals home never mind EU legals.
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Didn't watch the debate and won't be voting in the GE.

    Elections are for *****s.



    ****s also.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm voting Plaid Cumry
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I was going to vote Green but that's a waste of my time and some poor ****er at the polling station
     
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