Omlettes

[monacoger]

We could even go mad and spell omelettes correctly on the new thread.

Nah, **** that

 

[User Deleted]

Omelettes are bog standard fayre tbh. Peasant food, if you will.

Something you'll throw together if there's nothing better available but you'd have to be a bit of a cock to actually get excited over them.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Omelettes are bog standard fayre tbh. Peasant food, if you will.

Something you'll throw together if there's nothing better available but you'd have to be a bit of a cock to actually get excited over them.

Omelettes are the sort of thing your female flatmate makes while your staying at Uni. Men don't cook omelettes.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

aye when aw youve gote left in yer pitiful fride is a boxe a nearly oot a date eggs

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Omelettes are the sort of thing your female flatmate makes while your staying at Uni. Men don't cook omelettes.

did you bang her?

 

[Gambol]

Omelettes are bog standard fayre tbh. Peasant food, if you will.

Something you'll throw together if there's nothing better available but you'd have to be a bit of a cock to actually get excited over them.

Oysters used to be peasant food. True fact.

 

[Gambol]

Omelettes are the sort of thing your female flatmate makes while your staying at Uni. Men don't cook omelettes.

That's quiche you're thinking of. Ya ****.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Oysters used to be peasant food. True fact.

And Bullseye Glass used to be in peasant homes because it was so cheap

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

did it aye?

 

[monacoger]

Oysters used to be peasant food. True fact.

As opposed to a false fact?

 

[Gambol]

As opposed to a false fact?

Yes. Diametrically opposed.

 

[monacoger]

Yes. Diametrically opposed.

Thank **** we have cleared that up

 

[ERINBLACK]

Omelettes are the sort of thing your female flatmate makes while your staying at Uni. Men don't cook omelettes.

Real men dont eat nut roasts.

 

[Gambol]

Real men dont eat nut roasts.

...or quiche.

Why do wimmin think that serving you a quiche counts as food?

 

[gas]

Always have some quiche as part of a finger buffet at a party so you can easily suss out the ****s.

 

[monacoger]

Always have some quiche as part of a finger buffet at a party so you can easily suss out the ****s.

There are easier ways to "suss" them out

 

[Gambol]

There are easier ways to "suss" them out

You presenting yer balloon knot at every man in the pub is not sussing out ****s.

 

[monacoger]

You presenting yer balloon knot at every man in the pub is not sussing out ****s.

Yes it ****ing is, if they bang it, they are gay

 

[Gambol]

Yes it ****ing is

The hard way, aye

Rather than getting yer knot popped wouldn't it be easier to just ask a fellow if he's gay?

 

[monacoger]

The hard way, aye

Rather than getting yer knot popped wouldn't it be easier to just ask a fellow if he's gay?

That would be so boring