Omlettes

Nah, **** that

 

Omelettes are bog standard fayre tbh. Peasant food, if you will.

Something you'll throw together if there's nothing better available but you'd have to be a bit of a cock to actually get excited over them.

 

Omelettes are the sort of thing your female flatmate makes while your staying at Uni. Men don't cook omelettes.

 

aye when aw youve gote left in yer pitiful fride is a boxe a nearly oot a date eggs

 

did you bang her?

 

Oysters used to be peasant food. True fact.

 

That's quiche you're thinking of. Ya ****.

 

And Bullseye Glass used to be in peasant homes because it was so cheap

 

did it aye?

 

As opposed to a false fact?

 

Yes. Diametrically opposed.

 

Thank **** we have cleared that up

 

Real men dont eat nut roasts.

 

...or quiche.

Why do wimmin think that serving you a quiche counts as food?

 

Always have some quiche as part of a finger buffet at a party so you can easily suss out the ****s.

 

There are easier ways to "suss" them out

 

You presenting yer balloon knot at every man in the pub is not sussing out ****s.

 

Yes it ****ing is, if they bang it, they are gay

 

The hard way, aye

Rather than getting yer knot popped wouldn't it be easier to just ask a fellow if he's gay?

 

That would be so boring