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Posters' wives that have had Gastric Bands (fitted)

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    FFS! silver rule demolished!!

    (I can't even tell you what the silver rule is without breaking the bronze one)
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 24, 2015
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    41,000 posts <rofl>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 24, 2015
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    You've broke the Platinum Rule you fat spastic <rofl><rofl>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 24, 2015
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You probably had double that with all your accounts.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 24, 2015
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Failing to disclose the silver rule is known as breaking the tungsten rule, buddy. Do you want to close your account yourself or should Mick do it?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 24, 2015
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Diamond Rule eaten whole and shat out
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 24, 2015
  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Join date: same as Toby's
    Post count: lower than Toby's

    Phew.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 24, 2015
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Uh oh :bandit:
     
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    Gambol, Mar 24, 2015
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I should have said "Me ether" cos there canny be any other reason I married the ex bitch.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 24, 2015
  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    My wife isn't fat. I only let her out of the cellar twice a week to eat and batter. The rest of the week is recovery time.:wink:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 24, 2015

  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ^^^
    Still hurting,time to move on.

    that was for Gambo,fs
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 24, 2015
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Yes Mick, she Is indeed. Due out again Thursday though.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 24, 2015
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  13. gas

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    And in other news..........
    Angelina Jolie has ovaries and fallopian tubes removed

    <somersault>
     
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    gas, Mar 24, 2015
  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Extreme method acting?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 24, 2015
  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She must be feeling gutted.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 24, 2015
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shut yer face. The bitch financially ****ed me. Am allowed to hate her forever <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Mar 24, 2015
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  17. gas

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    Ahd have removed them with ma teeth if she'd asked.
     
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    gas, Mar 24, 2015
  18. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Didn't she get a new pair of tits out of you?<laugh>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 24, 2015
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye. I don't even get visiting rights.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 24, 2015
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  20. gas

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    Whit???? <yikes>

    You mean Gambol purchased her some new tits for some other bloke to reap the benefits.

    <laugh>
     
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    gas, Mar 24, 2015
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