Off Topic Soppy cnut..

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V-Joe.. said:
My life went peared shape 6 years ago, a night isn't going to make much difference.. <ok>

Right up for the knuckle stuff though, in for a penny and all that stuff..
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could be a laugh though....

i'lll pay for a night on the tiles...me you, smug and billy.

be a reet laugh, i reckon...
 
Smug in Boots said:
You do though and so does QWOP, I never pull my punches with my friends mate, they know how much I care.

Sadly, I'm the same with people who choose to attack me and try to take the piss, no punches pulled.

I was with Big Frankie Wheatley, at the West Ham game, who I've known for 30 odd years.
The last time we were in that end together was when the Sunderland lads were constantly charged by the ICF, while the coppers stood by and did nowt ...... it was fckn murder and really frightening but we stood our ground, 2 hours that was, before, during & after the game.

It's poignant to see Frank, after his heart problems, looking 'old'.
My best mate from the Hell's Angels has had similar medical problems and my very best mate, of all time, is in a sanatorium.
You've mentioned your current concerns.

That's why I live the mad life I do and take so many chances ....... you just never know when it'll be your last day.
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Being diagnosed with a rare cancer in January this year made me realise a lot. 2 girls, 24/7 depending on me and people wonder why my eyes are screwed up. You ever shared your body with an adult? I mean the things you do every day but doing it twice over, having a meal on a tray but feeding someone as you eat, being their legs and arms to get them something, literally breathing for a bed bound person, clearing up their ****, changing a pad when they can only be laid on one side? No, you don't ****ing know and I hope the hell you never have too. Six years I have done this, through what you could call a rush of blood and bingo, your best mate gets pregnant. I could have walked away, as many probably would but I gave up for my life for this. Do I like it, NO.

I envy the lot of you, for having your freedom, I brought up my ella from day one and I'm ****ing proud. It has probably cost me the rest of my family down here but it is in these times when you know who your friends are.

So back to the post, QWOP is one in a million..<ok>
 
Typical_Juan said:
QWOP's a top lad on here, he seems to have as much respect for you as you have for him mate, so I'd imagine it won't be too long before he pops back to see ya.

In the meantime, you'll be spying on him from his nearest bush.
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Haha, yep, hey I'm honest, so what about next doors shed you pervy twat..<ok>
 
V-Joe.. said:
Haha, yep, hey I'm honest, so what about next doors shed you pervy twat..<ok>
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Had to tidy it up yesterday he was looking for his strimmer and couldn't find it for 'all them lingerie catalogues' I dunno why he's complaining I only use the plus sized pages I've left all the best birds for him.

Some people are so ungrateful mate.
 
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Typical_Juan said:
Had to tidy it up yesterday he was looking for his strimmer and couldn't find it for 'all them lingerie catalogues' I dunno why he's complaining I only use the plus sized pages I've left all the best birds for him.

Some people are so ungrateful mate.
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Yeah he spoke to me earlier today, his names Winston btw and he's into crab fishing..

Get real Terry, he likes the real thing, told me he couldn't get into his shed because the door was jammed? Give the lad some leeway here you fcuking ****er and let him into his shed to get to his acton man figures?......

Oh......no.......you didn't......... did you..............<laugh>..<ok>
 
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V-Joe.. said:
Only if you can go to the end? Prime your knuckles mate, I look forward..<ok>

Maybe invite Tees, my son as well, he likes a good night as much as I do..
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i can't go to the end man.. i've come in early tonite...

still, when i come ower, please bring ya lad.. beers on mwhah.
 
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V-Joe.. said:
Yeah he spoke to me earlier today, his names Winston btw and he's into crab fishing..

Get real Terry, he likes the real thing, told me he couldn't get into his shed because the door was jammed? Give the lad some leeway here you fcuking ****er and let him into his shed to get to his acton man figures?......

Oh......no.......you didn't......... did you..............<laugh>..<ok>
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There might be a bit of a small issue with those action man figures.

I can't remember what happened but I can tell you this, they definitely did not go in my arse, at any point.

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Typical_Juan said:
There might be a bit of a small issue with those action man figures.

I can't remember what happened but I can tell you this, they definitely did not go in my arse, at any point.

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Hahaha, everything passes through your arse Terry, that why you support Man Utd, the pivotal point will be a colonoscopy..

Then after that you can suport a proper team, stop ****ing in the neighbours shed and look at life as a born again Terry..

Nah, **** that, get back into the shed ya pervy Mancunian Twat haha..<ok>
 
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Thanks guys! You are all top lads in my eyes.

V-Joe, you and your family are like a family to me. It has been an honour and a privilege to spend time with you over the years however even though I am leaving, you will never really get rid of me <laugh>.
 
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QWOP said:
Thanks guys! You are all top lads in my eyes.

V-Joe, you and your family are like a family to me. It has been an honour and a privilege to spend time with you over the years however even though I am leaving, you will never really get rid of me <laugh>.
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I can't, you left you coat and wallet.. haha..

Ditto mate, see you soon, looney tune..<ok>
 
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