It's got to the point now mate where I have to take a long hard look at myself and realise what's going wrong in my life, I need to man up and grow a spine and just ask my neighbour if I can put curtains up in the shed. It's a bit awkward when they're having dinner and I can see them, ya get me?
Yep, I do mate but wouldn't it be better to get them to put a single bed next to there double bed and watch the action? After all, you have stained there windows from the outside, so do a Julian Clary and stain the insides too, you pervy twat? Ps, if they go with the single bed, get pics hahahahaha,
You never know unless you ask mate, I guess I'll just have to find the courage. I might bake them a flapjack to take round you know, break the ice. I'll piss in the mixture just in case they say no.
Haha, flapjacks always get you the spare key like.. Be yourself mate, your **** will work somewhere..
Technically it was more of a shed than a room. You were late so I finished both dinners before you even got there. Never recovered from that point.
Yeah, I was late so what was the takeaway about when I arrived. You had hid the shed keys, were grunting in there like a man playing with his nuts and then opened the shed door and asked me if I wanted to buy double glazing, so what was that about? And whose dead body was that on the floor? You want a proper relationship Terry, you got to pull yourself together and stop this fetish you have with sheds.. I will drop the shooting people stuff and garrotting if it helps haha..
Well that's me told. I'm off down the job centre tomorrow. I'm a dab hand with bitumen lining so I'll probably get a job making timber constructions for outdoor use.
****ing hell.. I shut Terry up sssssshhhhhhhhhhh.. Terry's play time.. love the stupidity mate, spot-on..
Was doing some daily chores! You know how it is. Up early in the morning to put her through her paces, she wants to train tomorrow. Always got to make room for mindless chat in my day, I could live with not being fit but couldn't live with being a miserable bastard. Bonsoir amigo.
You could always just stay in bed and make cozy lurve all day, make excuses to visit the shed and kill two two birds with one prick, if you get my drift..? Envy your youth mate, I'll get up tomorrow and............do the same for the past 6 years, share my body..
Joe your a good un and I'm sure QWOP will keep in touch.as he will on this board.true friends are very rare
I was telling V-Joe today that some of my nearest and dearest thought I had been converted to SAFC given that I have been to more Sunderland matches this past year than I have Newcastle
I am only a phone call away mate. It is only a 3 hour ride, I'd be up in no time to take you away for a drink Or we can detour to Somerset
