Off Topic Soppy cnut..

could be a laugh though....

i'lll pay for a night on the tiles...me you, smug and billy.

be a reet laugh, i reckon...

 

Being diagnosed with a rare cancer in January this year made me realise a lot. 2 girls, 24/7 depending on me and people wonder why my eyes are screwed up. You ever shared your body with an adult? I mean the things you do every day but doing it twice over, having a meal on a tray but feeding someone as you eat, being their legs and arms to get them something, literally breathing for a bed bound person, clearing up their ****, changing a pad when they can only be laid on one side? No, you don't ****ing know and I hope the hell you never have too. Six years I have done this, through what you could call a rush of blood and bingo, your best mate gets pregnant. I could have walked away, as many probably would but I gave up for my life for this. Do I like it, NO.

I envy the lot of you, for having your freedom, I brought up my ella from day one and I'm ****ing proud. It has probably cost me the rest of my family down here but it is in these times when you know who your friends are.

So back to the post, QWOP is one in a million..

 

Haha, yep, hey I'm honest, so what about next doors shed you pervy twat..

 

Had to tidy it up yesterday he was looking for his strimmer and couldn't find it for 'all them lingerie catalogues' I dunno why he's complaining I only use the plus sized pages I've left all the best birds for him.

Some people are so ungrateful mate.

 

Only if you can go to the end? Prime your knuckles mate, I look forward..

Maybe invite Tees, my son as well, he likes a good night as much as I do..

 

Yeah he spoke to me earlier today, his names Winston btw and he's into crab fishing..

Get real Terry, he likes the real thing, told me he couldn't get into his shed because the door was jammed? Give the lad some leeway here you fcuking ****er and let him into his shed to get to his acton man figures?......

Oh......no.......you didn't......... did you................

 

i can't go to the end man.. i've come in early tonite...

still, when i come ower, please bring ya lad.. beers on mwhah.

 

Will do mate..

You will have a hell of a hangover tomorrow..

 

I'm in

 

There might be a bit of a small issue with those action man figures.

I can't remember what happened but I can tell you this, they definitely did not go in my arse, at any point.

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Off course Tees mate.

how could i forget you?

be a reet laugh..

 

That's my boy..

Seems as though people fancy their chances..

 

Oh oh Joe.....bitch.

 

Hahaha, everything passes through your arse Terry, that why you support Man Utd, the pivotal point will be a colonoscopy..

Then after that you can suport a proper team, stop ****ing in the neighbours shed and look at life as a born again Terry..

Nah, **** that, get back into the shed ya pervy Mancunian Twat haha..

 

Thanks guys! You are all top lads in my eyes.

V-Joe, you and your family are like a family to me. It has been an honour and a privilege to spend time with you over the years however even though I am leaving, you will never really get rid of me .

 

Haha, yep, can be a right twat like..

 

I can't, you left you coat and wallet.. haha..

Ditto mate, see you soon, looney tune..

 

i can be a left twat. like

 

Whichever way, you are a twat..

But a likeable twat..

 

It certainly will, let's get it done!