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He asked who you were, but you're not a who, you're a what, a Northern Soul Disco. Ignore me fella, just being daft. Gan give meathead hell. He's begging to have the piss taken out of himself on every thread. :p

I'm done with him now mate, no hell to give him. It's like poking a mentally disabled cow in the forehead with a snooker cue. You know you shouldn't do it but you do and it's funny.

Until it's not and it just feels sad.
 
I'm done with him now mate, no hell to give him. It's like poking a mentally disabled cow in the forehead with a snooker cue. You know you shouldn't do it but you do and it's funny.

Until it's not and it just feels sad.
Talking about cows, I picked her indoors and her mates up to go to weightwatchers class. As they all got into the back seat, the car sagged and groaned. I muttered under my breath, "fat cows".

She said "what did you say"? I said,

"You herd"
 
Surely it should be "that" sucks foreign cock. Also, how can a bellend suck anything? It doesn't make sense.
 
Can a moderator please take this thread off.

I simply tried to share the usual gossip, but it went tits up.

Now it's causing holy ****ing hell.

Just delete the ****er please !
 
Can a moderator please take this thread off.

I simply tried to share the usual gossip, but it went tits up.

Now it's causing holy ****ing hell.

Just delete the ****er please !

There's no bother mate don't worry. Think everyone's having a laugh and no one's offended. I wasn't trying to get on your back. Just wanted to point out the twitter bloke was a lying racist ****!