I'm done with him now mate, no hell to give him. It's like poking a mentally disabled cow in the forehead with a snooker cue. You know you shouldn't do it but you do and it's funny. Until it's not and it just feels sad.
Talking about cows, I picked her indoors and her mates up to go to weightwatchers class. As they all got into the back seat, the car sagged and groaned. I muttered under my breath, "fat cows". She said "what did you say"? I said, "You herd"
Surely it should be "that" sucks foreign cock. Also, how can a bellend suck anything? It doesn't make sense.
Can a moderator please take this thread off. I simply tried to share the usual gossip, but it went tits up. Now it's causing holy ****ing hell. Just delete the ****er please !
There's no bother mate don't worry. Think everyone's having a laugh and no one's offended. I wasn't trying to get on your back. Just wanted to point out the twitter bloke was a lying racist ****!