I could just picture you as one of those angry, disgruntled middle aged McDonald's workers, the ones who spit into people's chips because they are so bitter with the world.
No, it was far, far worse than that, PESKIE. And I'd had a particularly nasty curry the night before.
Oh well good for you. Kind of says a lot that you have depraved fantasies about serving me **** in a bun whilst working in McDonalds. I'll leave you to wallow in this latest meltdown
It wasn't just me who shat in your bun. In fact, it was the line-manager's idea. I tried to stop him, and the rest of them, but they all insisted. And they are all Gooners, mate.
You need help Sandy. I feel sorry for you. Maybe another Gold star on your badge will help you with your anger issues. Who knows, they might even let you sprinkle the salt on the chips one day Anyway getting back on topic, I thought but for one or two Chavs, they handled their exit from the Champions League fairly well. Then to be honest, it was such a ****ing balls up from that peddler of 19th Century football that there were no excuses. Chelsea were swanning around in that game like they were 3-0 up thinking that they were through. I loved the way they went from walking pace trying to waste time after they scored to running around like headless chickens when PSG scored their 2nd. Poor Maureen, Roman wants 'sexy' football and his brand of 19th Century football just can't deliver. I reckon the Oil Baron will be getting itchy feet soon, expect to see Maureen's slide into babbling bollocks to continue.
It's easy for the chavs to avoid meltdown at the moment with them being top of the league, if someone (maybe Liverpool) could get near them they may crack.
I thought The Smug One was remarkably composed in the interview after the defeat. You could tell that he wanted to roast a few of his players, but (as he, himself) pointed out, they have a game at the weekend, and I'm sure that he was thinking of avoiding a dressing-room brawl with the likes of Terry and Drogba. Mind you, he did let his guard slip a little bit, when he was praising PSG on their fine win, but hinting at them having used strong-arm tactics. The presenter bottled it, mind, and should have told the smug git that (a) Ibramovic should not have been sent off, and (b) Costa Coffee should have been sent off.
I think the Sunderland board might be interesting tonight. 4-0 by half time at home to Villa. They are chucking things at the bench and threatening Pooyet. Rumour has it he has shat on the dug out floor through fear.
Looked pretty nasty at Sunderland today, their own fans have turned on poyet and his coaching staff big time. Dead men walking
The Sunderland players, the manager, the owner and the blokes selling programmes are all ****, apparently. Probably not far off. Villa had scored 4 away goals all season before today. Got that in one half. Pathetic. Wonder who'll replace Poyet? Has a real job on his hands, whoever it is.
