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Board Meltdowns

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, Oct 7, 2014.

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Which board kicks off first?

  1. Liverpool

  2. Man Utd

  3. Swans

  4. Saints

  5. Hull

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  1. Arsenal87

    Arsenal87 Well-Known Member

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    Baby oil? For what? So you can pour it all over your smelly fat hairy ass for her to rub? Seriously? Who the **** brags about having 'baby' oil....Well you are a Spurs fan who brags about being in the capital one cup final.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Translation:

    I've made enough of a prick of myself tonight with my failed wum threads so I'm bailing now.
     
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  3. Arsenal87

    Arsenal87 Well-Known Member

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    He's bailing with his baby oil so he can have a **** while crying naked in the corner of his room.
     
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  4. Lee263

    Lee263 Well-Known Member

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    I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for him.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm not, the silly **** brings it on himself <laugh>
     
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  6. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    He needs the baby oil as he has used up all of his mum's KY Jelly
     
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  7. Well, I didn't last very long. Time for a kebab.
     
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  8. Arsenal87

    Arsenal87 Well-Known Member

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    I think everyone deserves a demonstration of what actually happened to you tonight:

     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Dumped out of the Europey Pot, Sliding down the table in 7th whilst the big teams pull further away and on the brink of losing the Tin pot cup final. Spuds season is over.

    It's going to resemble ****ing Chernobyl on the Spuds board tonight. <laugh>
     
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  10. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    You seem happy for some reason PISKIE <whistle>
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    It's been an entertaining couple of weeks <ok>
     
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  12. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Their cup final was against us as its all they are going to win this season.
    Spurs the real specialists in failure
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    What an odious little prick that man is. Kind of typical that the **** is a Chelsea fan. Glad it's been a **** week for him <ok>
     
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  15. PleaseNotPoll

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    He'll get the boot and then **** off to Sky, though.
    Him and his sidekicks only have a couple of weeks left on their contracts, so they'll be rolling in it by April, unfortunately.
    Wouldn't surprise me if he did this all deliberately.
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Unfortunately, you're probably right. For some perverted reason, Clarkson is really popular and because of the money his shows generate, he can basically call the shots. He has become an Ogre as a result of this misplaced support and it's allowed his racist, bigoted, pig headed arrogance to flourish unchecked.
     
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  17. Clarkson is liked because he doesn't fall in line with all the over the top PC bullshit that we have nowadays. I'd much rather watch him on the TV than all the do gooders that act in the exact same way as everyone else all the time.

    As many others have said since this story was announced; if you don't like him then don't watch him but millions do like what he does. Personally, I hope they (I'm convinced May and Hammond will stick with him) do ****off to Sky. They will get a bigger budget and more freedom to do the show.
     
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  18. I like Clarkson, not because he has any quality that I find endearing, but simply because PESKIE dislikes him.
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    FFS just get a flat together and end this!
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    You are one sad creepy stalker HIAG.
    It's a good job I don't eat McDonalds because I don't want to bump into you in real life.
     
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