Rival watch

They look bloody awful at the moment. Mourinho should change something, but they'll probably break in a minute and nick one.

 

Terry really is a horrible twat
Hope one of them chin the dick

 

They may as well just go all out attack now anyway as they always needed one goal and they still do

 

Typical. Getting outplayed, so they make bad fouls, kick people, dive and row with the officials to disrupt the other team.
Then they nick one from a set-piece.
Expensive Pulis-era Stoke, basically.

 

....and Chavski lead 1-0....

 

David Luiz!

 

Munich are scraping through. 0-0 first leg, 7-0 second...

 

Costa should be off. 5m officials and they all miss that.

 

I think I hate Costa as much as Terry and that says a lot

 

The ref just turned his back and ran away. Utterly bizarre.

 

It's been a fantastic game says the commentator.

Really!

 

Two of the most expensive sides in world football and it has been akin to Stoke vs Sunderland. Horrendous quality of football on show here tonight, feel sorry for those who wasted their dosh going to this game.

 

What the hell was Silva doing there? What a pillock.

 

Blatant dive by Hazard. Classy stuff.

 

Apparently, these are the cream of European football. Kicking, fighting, fouling, diving, whingeing.....what crap!

Mourinho may win things, but friends won't be among his collection.

 

Immense save by Courtois.
Didn't save that, though!
Interesting.

 

I can see this kicking off at the end, regardless of who wins.
The officials need to stay strong and watch the players when it finishes.

 

Chelsea go out and not a single neutral tear is shed. Horrible.

 

I like to be pleased that Chelsea went out because they are so cynical but PSG are just as bad.

 

I'm almost as happy as when Tottenham win!