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Magic Laudrup 11

Magic Laudrup 11

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Me and the missus went through a ****e spell over Xmas and new year and I was pumping another bird (as most of you will know) who is the niece of a divisional director in my company. Anyway, this bird was clingy as **** and refused to let me dump her. Seen her at the dancing the other week and she's telling me she loves me and can't live without me (I met her in November <doh> ). So I stopped replying to texts/phonecalls etc and her uncle emailed me asking me why I'm not talking to her. Never replied so he tried to call me so I patched him through to my boss (a board member). Yesterday this bird texts me "Thanks for the lift home tonight babe. Can't wait to see you again. The girls in my work thought you were hot xxxx" I replied simply "haha you bitter ****ing cow. Guess you finally took the hint". So she replied "I didn't mean to send that to you. I'm not seeing anyone. I love you and want you xxx" so I replied "Go **** yourself. You were good for a shag but a clingy ****"

I can't remember if I posted any pics of her but she had a great rack but flat nipples which I didn't like. There on my phone and I don't have the cable with me today. She was far too shy for my liking as well. Wouldn't say a ****ing dirty word or anything but loved the cock. Oh aye, and she always had a big hairy growler. Not my cup of tea. Just thought I'd share this because I thought it was funny.
 
Aye she's no bad looking and a decent ride, but has silent orgasms <yikes> You could feel it but she just kinda went mmmmmmm

If I didn't have the forum to vent then I'd be ****ed <laugh> I'll get the photos up tomorrow, will have to remember my cable. I could try nick one off someone else......fingers crossed.

She's literally ****ing mental in the head. At least my missus knows when to shut up and let me have my peace <ok> She's a keeper
 
hairy growlers shud be banned, a canadian burd a met in OZ sed she had all her pubes lasered off. dirty lookin cow aswell. she'd git it.
 
I like a fanny to be smooth, with the possibility of a line or something funny in the pubes (by that I don't mean crabs). Hairy ones tend to stink <dryboak>

I can't get over the shock of flat nipples either. She had a big pair of dids and I had to search for the nipple, which was only a slight change of colour. I like something I can hang off of <ok>
 
<laugh>

i always think mrs.lr is mental but whenever i compare her to other birds i know i realise there's a difference between "quirky" and "****ing mental"
 
I know brum, especially when they backfire horrifically. She probably thought I would be jealous but I was ****ing delighted. Feel sorry for the poor guy <laugh> I might try find out who he is and warn him off the clingyness/hairy fanny/no nipples <laugh> but then that would make me seem jealous. I'll let him find out for himself <laugh>
 
Magic Laudrup 11 said:
Aye she's no bad looking and a decent ride, but has silent orgasms <yikes> You could feel it but she just kinda went mmmmmmm

If I didn't have the forum to vent then I'd be ****ed <laugh> I'll get the photos up tomorrow, will have to remember my cable. I could try nick one off someone else......fingers crossed.

She's literally ****ing mental in the head. At least my missus knows when to shut up and let me have my peace <ok> She's a keeper
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It couldnae be that the orgasm was silent, due to she never had one ???
 
ML - I doubt there is another guy at all. She was just trying to get a reaction from you to see where she stands, hoping you'd reply all jealous <ok>
 
LR I think that now with my bird. The amount of leeway she slips me is ****ing unreal compared to other birds. She's happy for me to go out with pals, my brother etc and get ****ing wasted, as long as I text her to say I'm alright. I'm moving in with my brother this month and she's fine with it because she says I deserve the chance to be young and enjoy myself <ok> Been with her 4 years you see...you can all do the maths. She's 25 now and going to live with her gran <laugh>
 
Trust me castleger, she did. Its hard to explain how it feels when they cum but it was like the tightness and claws down the back, but she made no sound.

Brum I reckon that as well and it's pathetic. I'd been ignoring her for over a week but she still kept texting and calling and leaving voicemails. She'll be like a wounded animal with my replies <laugh> Won't be long til the uncle calls and emails <laugh>
 
totally ML, couldnt be doing with a bird who was clingy. mrs. lr doesnt care if i dont come home as long as i crash with someone she knows, i'll go out with birds who are mates of mine, she wouldnt be chuffed if i was staying at one of theirs though (although i'd easily enough lie!), come close to cheating a couple of times but never have, i reckon if i ever do its over because with the amount of slack i get i'd be doing it all the time. plus she put up with me getting called up twice <ok> really thought she'd dingy me once i went off to iraq but it only made us stronger (total cliche i know).
 
I've never met her gran, all I know is she's rich. Gave me £200 at Xmas there <yikes> The bird is getting to live there completely rent free but will probably spend every 2nd night at my brothers (with me there obviously)
 
Magic Laudrup 11 said:
Trust me castleger, she did. Its hard to explain how it feels when they cum but it was like the tightness and claws down the back, but she made no sound.

Brum I reckon that as well and it's pathetic. I'd been ignoring her for over a week but she still kept texting and calling and leaving voicemails. She'll be like a wounded animal with my replies <laugh> Won't be long til the uncle calls and emails <laugh>
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Sounds like she went to The Anne Frank School of Shagging, ****in much prefer dirty, noisy birds...which doesnae describe the wife in any way. What a fanny I am <ok>
 
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