LR I've pulled a few birds but mainly as laughs. Pulled a mates sister but it started innocent enough. She was getting pestered by some eastern european so she came and danced with me. Ended up pulling her and she was asking to come back to my flat (when I shared with my brother before) but I said naw. Another of my brothers mates birds was basically fighting me to get my knob out to give it a sook. If I was single either of those times I wouldn't have had a chance with either of them
Same castle, prefer to have the bird moaning away and making a ****ing racket. Let the neighbours know she's having a good time.
The Gran sounds like she's worth a shot ML You should head over there & help the mrs move in, she'll think your a gent & stick you in her will. The more times you hang round the better you will inherit............and the more you can learn about her medication Binary poison is your best shot, 2 chemicals which are only lethal when combined in the body. Harmless medication mixed with other harmless medication can hurry up inheritance
You do frighten, yet amaze me sometimes brum I've got enough when my dad croaks to give up work No need to waste time on a decrepit old dear
**** that, blow the stoor oaf her minge and get right in aboot it!!! And find out were she hides aw her dough
Aye, but you need to wait for your dad to die. Gran will go first, especially if you help her along the way. Leave all her windaes open in the next cold snap and she'll go quicker than Pope when he hears the name Jimmy Nail.
I'm guessing under the mattress. My dad will probably have to go back into hospital for his tendons he snapped the other week. I could arrange for him to get a flesh eating bacteria. The missus is a nurse there after all
Just thought brain tumours often lead to changes in personalities. Should you get caught just blame that for your erratic behaviour Sure there was case where a guy got off a murder charge becauser of this..........or it could have been one of the soaps <erm>
i'm a fanny, i love chatting birds up but have no interest in pulling so i always find myself a bit pissed at that point where i think "oh ****, whats going on here then?!". it doesnt help that i'm a total jakey whenever i drink had a couple of close calls with 2 birds i'm pals with. one was just a bit odd, the other i was in her flat after a night out before i thought "i need to get the **** out of here", i was like the guy in 40 year old virgin when he's with the bird in the bath. this chicks coming to my wedding as well mrs.lr never liked her, or the other one now i mention it its like ****ing precognition or something! there was also some random black chick when i came home.... also because i've been away with the ta/army a lot it means you're far away from your mrs out with a bunch of people who do not know your mrs and may never meet her. needless to say a lot of ta/army punters **** around a lot basically i'm too much of a coward to cheat on my mrs.
My mate split with his long term ex & soon got with another girl who was a part-time shag. Anyway his new bit was going out with pals for the night but promised to sleep at his. He then got a call off his ex asking him for dinner in the evening, but she couldn't stop because she had an early shift (nurse!). He told me he had 2 bottles of wine in his room. One for the ex after the meal, shag her & drive her home was the plan & then wait for the new one to come back, bottle of wine & shag her. I told him to text me the next day to let me know how his plan worked. Heard nothing by midday so text him for the reuslts..........he then found out that instead of texting me he text his ex mrs - the love of his life He did manage to shag the pair of them by the way which was pretty much the text he intended to send me.
duno but she wanted to come up the next night when ma mate was sober do burds not get how our minds work ffs? fair enuf if she was some bit a gear but she's a fat tart wae a massive bush.
**** knows. The **** never used to drink back then because of his diabetes, I suppose we were only about 22/23 though & you can do anything at that age, or at least attempt it. I'd need to be coked up to my eyeballs to be able to do that ****. Nowadays when I cum I give it a quick wipe & get to sleep
**** knows nev, I think a guys mind works one way and is easy to read. A bird on the other hand are just psycho. She probably thought he was talking dirty or maybe she just wanted a shag as well Brum Class story
