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Chelsea are a team of full kit ****ers. There's obviosuly a box that says 'dignity'

Chelsea players tick the NO box.

 

I'm not sure how much longer I can allow him such nonsense because English isn't his first language.
I haven't watched every Utd game this season, obviously (why would I put myself through it?), but if that was their best performance so far I feel sorry for their fans.

 

Oh right, I'd not seen that

 

They were dogshit

 

Claude

 

What?!!!

 

Why the surprise donga?

After all its only UIR on the denial trail again.

 

lol Man Utd put on notice by Claude

 

'Manchester United defender Jonny Evans insists he did not spit at Newcastle striker Papiss Cisse when they clashed in last night's Premier League match.

Evans says: "I am shocked to have seen the media coverage from last night's match. I would like to make it clear that I did not spit at Papiss Cisse.

"I was totally unaware of any spitting incident and had assumed that the issue at the time was with the challenge and his attempted retaliation to the tackle from the floor."

"It is not in my character or in my nature to spit at anybody nor is it something I have ever done or would ever do. It is certainly not something that I did last night."'

 

Here's the view of an expert man utd fan on last night's lucky win at Newcastle.

 

Knowing he could get a 6 match ban that could end his time at OT earlier than expected he is bound to deny it.

Take a look at matths video Dave, he states that Evans spat at Cisse, now he's on your board saying the complete opposite.

 

Wonder how Jose would react if the FA let it go for both players.

 

Oh yes it ****ing is

 

He was **** altogether. Hes always been ****.

 

I think we should have a fourm whip round and buy the poor sod a new hoody and hat ffs.

 

Yeah, and maybe we could squeeze a new United bed spread out of it if possible, the one he's sitting on has lost its colour.


#matthaidpleasegivegenorously

 

ouis van Gaal tells #MUTV that United have no new injuries from last night's game. Luke Shaw was not risked due to a tight hamstring.

Van Gaal: "Luke Shaw missed the game with a tight hamstring. We don't take risks with any players."

Van Gaal tells #MUTV that victory at Newcastle was #mufc's best away display this season: "We deserved the win - we were so dominant."

"We're in a rat race in the Premier League & whoever wins on Monday will have good momentum for the league games," van Gaal tells reporters.

On Jonny Evans allegedly spitting at Papiss Cisse on Monday: “As I’ve said in last night’s press conference, Jonny was not aware that he was spitting. It’s a natural thing for a human being, it wasn’t his intention. I cannot imagine that Jonny Evans could do something like that, and he’s also said that. I believe him, so the matter is done. I think the FA is very wise.”

Van Gaal: "When you win, it has a good influence on the next game. After the defeat at Swansea we won two games, so we have a good feeling."

Van Gaal on Giggs: 'I think it’s a way of suggesting things so I’m very irritated. I’ll take this up with the media, I’m not pleased.'

Boss: "I want to achieve the goals we've set. That goal is to reach the top four, and a trophy would be fantastic."

On reports that his relationship with Ryan Giggs is struggling: “I cannot answer that. We have a very bad relationship [jokes]… I’m very irritated by this question. We have a very good relationship, everyone can see that we work very hard together, and that goes for all the staff and players. I think it’s a way of suggesting things, so I’m very irritated. I’ll take this up with the media, I’m not pleased.”

On Monday’s FA Cup quarter-final with Arsenal: “It’s a game between two teams of 11 players. United are Arsenal are placed third and fourth in the league, so it’s almost like a final I think… It’s very important, every match that you play has an influence on the next. We are in a rat race in the Premier League and the club that wins the FA Cup match on Monday will have good momentum for the league games.”

“I always want to achieve the goals we’ve set as a club. That goal is to reach the top four, and a title [trophy] would be fantastic. The top four is important for the club, if you win the FA Cup you’re still not in the Champions League. It’s fantastic for the manager, but our goal is to reach the top four in our first season together."

“I think Arsene Wenger is always saying the right things - for any club, the Champions League is the highest level. To finish in the top four, it’s a fantastic achievement, and more so for Manchester United.

“It’s difficult to say because Arsenal can also be at their best, but they might not be so good. It depends on your opponent, but usually against the likes of Arsenal and Chelsea you have to be at your best. In this league, when you’re not, it’s difficult to beat an opponent. We saw that yesterday, you need some luck, Rooney’s goal was ruled out [for offside], there are a lot of aspects you can’t control.”

Van Gaal on Young: "He fits my profile. He's doing a very good job and I'm pleased with him."

 

Just like most Utd fans.

 

Stupid cloggie ****