Adison Lee cab drivers - drive using mobile phones, stick to middle lane (or fast lane) on A3 or other motorways and stick to 40 in a 50 mph zone whenthey should e in slow lane, the twat who last week didn't want to use the filter but instead drove in middle lane to indicate last minute he wanted to queue jump and hold all the traffic in fast lane up Drunks that want music requests that you cannot identify because they are that pi55ed and then get annoyed when you don't understand them The tossers from Pension Review Team that cannot take my mobile number off their database after 6 months of asking - then they get annoyed when I ask if you cannot perform the very simple task of removing my details, why the fook would I trust you with my pension? Mobile phone sellers (I just don't want one......but unfortunately need one) - all I need to do is text, phone and pick up emails - I don't give a two bob bit about anything else, PPI callers and Ambulance chasing companies that ask me about my accident. I just say I had memory loss which irritates them The ****ers that have given my mobile number out. Oh, and people in general
People who insist on having barbeques in the summer....the smell of fuel invades my space and they have a perfectly serviceable oven/cooker not six feet away in the kitchen....use that!!!!!!
The former Mrs Uber. The present Mrs Uber. My children. Other people's children. Politicians of all colours. Russell Brand. Stephen Fry. Prince Andrew. Ed Milliband. David Milliband. The Steve Miller Band. One Direction. Steve Wright In The Afternoon. Anybody that seeks to take offence on behalf of someone else. Mark Hughes. Vladimir Putin. Waiters and waitresses a third of my age referring to me and my family as "you guys". Teenagers calling me "mate". Oncoming drivers that don't give way when it's my right of way, but then lift a hand to thank me as though I somehow had a choice in the matter. SPAM emails. The constant barrage of PPI phone calls. Fat people on "obesycles". Phil Neville. Roy Keane. People who leave the toilet at work like it's been caught in a ****storm. People who tell me that I simply "have to" watch 'Breaking Bad' or 'Game Of Thrones'. I love it that they're your favourite programmes, but I'm not interested in catching up on them. How does that adversely effect your own enjoyment of those shows exactly? The way Evan Davis does his voice-overs on 'Dragons' Den'. We can see what's happening and hear what's being said, Evan, you don't have to tell us two seconds afterwards. Oh, and people in general.
When you politely say 'excuse me' to get past someone at a party and they say ' Why, what have you done?' That really irritates me.
Air stewards on long haul flights that wake me up to ask whether I've got my seatbelt on and, when I then answer in the affirmative, then ask if they can check. They then have a hissy fit and threaten to have you handcuffed for air rage when you have the audacity to suggest that they're calling you a liar and if they needed to check for themselves they shouldn't have bothered asking you in the first place. Oh, and people in general.
