Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width

I think that the excitement felt by most Sunderland fans is being lost on a few, totally lost on our thick mates from NE1, best summed up in that old saying...Never Mind The Quality, Feel The Width


We know that the eye catching, edge of the seat signing is not here yet. We should be savvy enough to work out that the individual quality of the players brought in may not excite, its what they bring in total that does.

Look at the combined skills, experience, attitude and desire, that’s what Bruce has bought.

I’m sure that the one or two edge of the seat signings are on their way.

Enjoy the ride.

 

That title's similar to what I said to a bird last week, only replace quality with length.

She laughed.

 

I can relate to that, the laugh I mean

 

Long & thin go's too far in but short & thick does the trick.

 

Not sure how you meant that Syd... You been laughing at lad's length's...?

 

woman laughing at mine

 

Syd - its only July 7th and we have brought in (if Vaughan signs tomorrow) 9 players. Still a long way to go yet and those marquee signings were always going to be the last ones on purpose. I think the fact O Shea, Brown, Larsson, Gardener and Wickham were so eager to put pen to paper is the fact Bruce has told them who could be coming and that has excited them to want to come as well.

Watch this space for the cream on the cake as it were?


With these signings, as it is with my old fella, there is quality, width and plenty of length?

 

you always have to spoil a good post with exageration

 

Got you. Is a bugger isn't it!

 

Ones mans exaggeration is another's gospel truth?

 

it used to be a wart on Syds nose till he had it transplanted

 

I had a lass who commented on the size of me pr7ck.

I said "its not that I have a small tool - you have a f*cking massive fanny"

She didn't laugh.

Lol Bart

 

Think I know the girl in question bart

 

I need lessons on charm from you mate... any other pearls to pull out?

 

I said to the lass, "mind your fanny's big isn't it... isn't it... isn't it???"

She said "theres no f*cking need to repeat yersel"

I retorted, "I wasn't, it was the f*cking echo"

I'll get me coat.

Lol Bart

 

Ladies and Gentleman... Master Simpson, comedy genius.