So what about you then fella? Would you offer to put one last nail in our legends coffin by trying to drag him out on an all expenses paid piss up? Remember, you'll be marked down for you usual boring predictable reply of 'Beelin'
^^ ^^ Crying I do have to be careful what I say as you are a confirmed cry baby who reports posts when you can't take banter. Stuff like that happens in the playground. Are you still at school? Chippy even pm'd me once asking me not wind you up so I guess you were behind that complaint to the mods too. There is an old saying 'if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen'.
What are you on about? You're special Sammy, not as special as Albert and Gazza on a booze promise but special none the less. please log in to view this image
Funky, you are clearly in denial. Have you forgotten the embarrassing incident where you were reporting every post on our board left right and centre to the Supermods? It's there on the forum in all its glory. Cringe worthy stuff indeed. All this from a drama queen who was banned from multiple boards at the time. I got my ass kicked by our mods because you ran off like a sniffling kid. All that aside, your meltdowns are solid gold. Between you and smug you keep me entertained.
I think Albert's stupidity is hilarious fella. And now I'm showing how I can over do it too. Remember the drugs thing? now an obsession with a daft comment? Just putting in a similar effort to show my appreciation to Albert He's not uttered a word back and likes all the comments so I'll take that as his blessing.
See you were having you own mini meltdown last night. Oh the Irony A dim vacant mag will always trip themselves up, and you say we're inbred It's all gannin on on tha toon pet
Afternoon Bri- are you stalking SSS now? Stay off the drugs by the way fella. It's bad news.. leads to getting all obsessed about people . #justsayno (Zammo did) Are you meeting us all down the three bulls at 7 bells or what- you've still not confirmed? I've arranged to meet Beardsley. If you can't make it let me know. We could always rain check if you're busy with the puppet master as I've invited Merson up for half a coke the week after next.
I demand you and SSS meet up and get your hands out for the lads. It's the only way to solve disputes about who is inbred. We'll hold a count off. I saw this mackem lass out the other week and I'd say she was Inbred. Should have seen the state of her pussy. That was inbred too. More hammer than a cobblers thumb. please log in to view this image
I've received 3 complaints from a Darlington based poster called Bri. I cannot say who it is but I'll put in for a board ban if you don't pop round to his house with a bunch of flowers and a box of milk tray. (honest)
I'm obsessed? You've been quoting me frantically all month. Ha this is easy. I'd love to know what you've been taking, on your logic it's a hell of a lot more than Buckfast with Gazza!
We DEFINITELY need a regional meltdown thread. That might as well be in Swahili for all it means to me. Does this site have subtitles?
I'm from further south in Darlington. We tend to speak a bit more English than the Tyneside simpletons.
Pikey's just pass through of course, you should know, they move in and set up a death trap fun fair at your place every year. Or do you not know what a Pikey is?
Not all of them pass through Bri. Some find home in the area commonly known as The Gypsy Capital http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/features/leader/9305099.___We___re_British_and_proud_of_it___/ "pikey From the English "turnpike", the place where itinerent travellers and thieves would camp near a settlement. Pikey is not a racial group, the term is used to describe anyone who lives in a caravan or shares the same values and "culture" of "the travelling community", and whose main sources of income are as follows: Stealing cars, flogging roses in pubs for "childrens' charities", nicking lead off roofs, burgling garden sheds, blagging entry to old peoples house to rob them, doing dodgy tarmac jobs ("we've got some black stuff left over from a job up the road"), sometimes with mint imperials used as a substitute for white chippings, or, reportedly, using snow to lay slabs on when the sand ran out, stealing your bollocks if they weren't in a bag and anything else that's not nailed down and anything that is nailed down but will fit in the back of an untaxed Transit when nobody's looking. Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that "isn't English, it isn't Irish, it's just Pikey" (source: Film: Snatch), a penchant for harecoursing, ketamine, lighter fuel, fighting in pubs and shopping at Lidl. Best avoided." Now stop whining, get yourself some ket and cabbage out for the night in your caravan
Do you still get hundreds of thousands of 'charvers' hanging round your pikey fun fair? Armed with Euro Shopper energy drinks and what sports direct bought sports socks tucked into their lonsdale tracky bottoms looking for someone weaker than themselves to gang rob or assault? Ah it a mags life.
Yes I imagine the Sunderland lads and lasses still make the trip. You seem to know a fair bit about it...
I've got cousins in the Newcastle area, once went. Never again. Like baboon island at a zoo. Real classy place for you lot I'm sure but it wasn't for me.
