A collective example..

We've only ever had one real fight and she seriously frightened me mate ........ I was fkn burning with carpet burns and bites.

 

I can believe it. She is a topper of a lass but I definitely would NOT take her on!

 

Sleep tight .......... school in the morning, keep dreaming about those Bradford tickets

 

He's off, at midnight, to collect money off his bitches

 

Ditto Bri, I keep watching for the beard and bowling shoes at the games .

No luck yet but I am sure one day I will spot you

 

You got that slightly wrong mate, he is one of the bitches and off to earn some money.

 

How much do you get for collecting the rent?

 

Money made so feet up till Monday LOL enjoy being nobodys lad.

 

Sweet, gotta admire a bloke who grafts for a living

 

Going to bed in a minute pal ****ing tired as ****.

 

I have no beard at the moment and not been wearing my bowling shoes because of the weather. I'm the nutter who wears a tie to the match.

 

No wonder I have never spotted you mate

Shouldn't be hard to spot someone wearing a tie in Sunderland on match day......The Magistrates Court doesn't sit on a Saturday afternoon

 

You got your image of me so wrong I'm a funky mother ****er!

 

True dat .

 

I know Bri, its the other people wearing ties in Sunderland that I worry about