I am however proud of the fact that regardless of all the horrific drunken states I've found myself in, I've never pissed or shat the bed. I pissed on my dressing gown once and accused my housemate, but that's a different story.
A story which will hopefully be kept between you and your dressing gown!

....Those little bones (vertibrae thingies) you get in tinned salmon.
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I was anemic for a while when I was a bairn and amazingly the doctor recommended Guiness!!! Love the stuff!