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Off Topic The Message Of Hate Thread...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Aldridge_Prior, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. skalpel

    skalpel Active Member

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    A story which will hopefully be kept between you and your dressing gown!
     
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  2. TheLittleGeordie

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    brilliant this threads back <ok>
     
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  3. biggeordiedave

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    Yeah, I don't piss and tell.
     
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  4. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    i quite like merson
     
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  5. Highland Gunner

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    Alan hansen, just put him in a cannon and fire him out into space, then id be rid of his utter drivel
     
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  6. Minty Fresh

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    This thread is in need of a good bump.
     
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  7. Shameless

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    Have a cookie

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. boxheed

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    i ****ing hate harry redknapp
     
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  9. Aldridge_Prior

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    Rich Tea biscuits, **** off into another dimension for all eternity please, you are not welcome. You are so bland and boring you make Rio Ferdinand look intriguing, you really are the Jordan Henderson of the biscuit world. You have less taste than Chris Eubank yet you seem to accompany every complimentary cup of tea I get offered.

    Just **** off.
     
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  10. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    and they're ****ing crap for dunking
    you can add shortcake biscuits and nice biscuits to them as well just by adding a sprinkle of sugar on the top does not hide the blandness <ok>
     
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  11. Aldridge_Prior

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    Hmmmm dunno about shortbread, a good Scottish one is awesome but you're right about sprinkled sugar, it doesn't fool me.
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <steam>....Those little bones (vertibrae thingies) you get in tinned salmon.

    <steam>....Tinned pears (They're always stringy)

    <steam>....The obsiquious little twat who's just moved into our village and lets his dog sh*t on the pavement outside our house. I can't wait for his reaction when he finds it neatly arranged on his doorstep.
     
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  13. ToonSi

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    I quite like the circular rich tea biscuits, but only ever with a coffee when dunking.
    They're ****e with anything else or a cup of tea.
    Ringtons ginger snaps are definitely the best though.


    Anyway since this is the hate thread:
    Low ****ing blood pressure pisses me off, I've recently being getting vertigo a lot from standing up to the point of vision blackouts because of it <grr>.
     
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  14. Aldridge_Prior

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    My dearest gets vertigo ToonSi, it's horrible like. Amazing how many people think it's a fear of heights.
     
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  15. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    ToonSi


    I sympathise mate, my missus suffers from low blood pressure and is also anemic. Many years ago the doctor suggested she started drinking guiness and stout, however she hated the taste so I supped the case of each we'd bought for her.
     
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  16. Aldridge_Prior

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    <laugh> I was anemic for a while when I was a bairn and amazingly the doctor recommended Guiness!!! Love the stuff!
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    Very commendable of you Jim, getting rid of what the missus couldn't handle.
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I quite like the circular rich tea biscuits, but only ever with a coffee when dunking.
    They're ****e with anything else or a cup of tea.
    Ringtons ginger snaps are definitely the best though.
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    Not done any dunking since I was a kid and haven't even heard of Ringtons ginger snaps. Of course the last time I heard of Ringtons I was a kid.
     
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  19. ToonSi

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    See I'm in a dilemna, my family has a history of high blood pressure which was why I dropped the weight I have over the past year and I've gone the other way to low pressure.
    Still got another stone & a half I want to lose, so don't want to change my diet too much so just trying little things and added a bit more carbs so I can still drop the rest of the weight.
    Think the problem is that I've been on around a 700 calorie low carb high protein diet for a while now (so I was in ketosis) which wasn't a problem being a student layabout, but now I'm working my body physically needs a bit more so I've upped to around 1000-1200. This hopefully means my blood pressure will rise a bit and I can still burn the fat I want to.
     
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  20. ToonSi

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    Ah Ringtons make the best tea. When my car was broken into down here a couple of months ago and I had the coppers round I made them all a cuppa and had a conversation with one of them as they were impressed and he asked if it was Ringtons!
    But yeah I pretty much lived off Ringtons' ginger snaps and cuppas for one point of my student life; the ginger snaps are crisp and crunchy and go a bit gooey when dunked but still hold together.
    Not had them for a while due to the diet, but I ended up getting my mates down here addicted to them and cuppas. A fair few of them now mail order them down South since the vans don't reach where they live yet.
     
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