Off Topic Vindaloo… A song for Poyet

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

Can, I introduce you please
To a lump of cheddar cheese "with chips"
Knit one, pearl one
Drop one, curl one
Kick it

Nah, nah, nah, vindaloo
Nah, nah, nah, vindaloo
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, vindaloo
Nah, nah, nah, vindaloo
Nah, nah, nah, vindaloo
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Drop one, curl one….

• Whitehaven News
• News

MAN ‘SORRY’ FOR CLUB INCIDENT
Last updated at 11:43, Thursday, 29 January 2015

CLUBBERS were left shocked and disgusted after a man dropped his trousers and defecated on a dance floor.

The man was in Bubbles, Tangier Street, on Saturday night when the incident happened.

The 36-year-old, said to be the worse for drink, has publicly apologised on social media.

Nightclub owners have decided not to press charges.

In a public apology made on his Facebook profile page the Whitehaven man said “a vindaloo curry and too many pints” were to blame for his behaviour.

Angela Walker, co-director of the club, said: “We are not pressing charges as a public apology has been given and compensation to the person who had to clean up the mess has been sorted.”

A donation to the door staff has also been received.

Although the man was named in a national newspaper and on social media The Whitehaven News, who is aware of the culprit’s identity, has chosen to leave his name out in the interests of propriety.

 

[Wisey's Hair]

Hahaha must be a mackem on tour.

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

Hahaha must be a mackem on tour.

Fits the floor 5h1tters M.O. perfectly…
Drop one, curl one….

 

[Rick O'Shea]

It was the bus driver.

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

It was the bus driver.

Was it ****!

 

[Rick O'Shea]

Was it ****!

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Hahahahah
Or is this going to be like the other times the north bank of the Tyne tries to rewrite history?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

So.. Did he crap in an inappropriate place.. Or not?

 

[Rick O'Shea]

So.. Did he crap in an inappropriate place.. Or not?

The bus driver did.

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

Sorry Inde, but i have to pooh-pooh that clip…

 

[Heed]

The bus driver did.

With Gus being the driver of the "Gus Bus" is that just another way of saying that Gus did the deed?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

DNA testing is required I feel.
I actually thought Pooyet did a couple of curlers at different times not just one?

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

With Gus being the driver of the "Gus Bus" is that just another way of saying that Gus did the deed?

He did hence he felt the need to apologise. he has now paid Paddy the Pikey to deflect the ****ty stigma.

 

[pauljohnhutch]

of course bus drivers have access to dressing rooms all the time

 

[Rick O'Shea]

With Gus being the driver of the "Gus Bus" is that just another way of saying that Gus did the deed?

Technically, it was a coach.

of course bus drivers have access to dressing rooms all the time

And Poyet doing a poo in the dressing room, much more believable? Do you know that the driver didn't have access?

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Technically, it was a coach.

And Poyet doing a poo in the dressing room, much more believable? Do you know that the driver didn't have access?

Yes to both questions. I have a sauce.

 

[pauljohnhutch]

Technically, it was a coach.

And Poyet doing a poo in the dressing room, much more believable? Do you know that the driver didn't have access?

do you honestly think that he would have access to the dressing room, or that he would park his pride and joy some where and leave it unattended

 

[Rick O'Shea]

Yes to both questions. I have a sauce.

On the sauce more like.

do you honestly think that he would have access to the dressing room, or that he would park his pride and joy some where and leave it unattended

So you know the matchday preparations?

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

I can't believe the mackems are trying to pretend that Gus isn't the floorshitter. Get over it, your manager is feral.

I heard that dirty **** Taricco topped it up because he thought Gus's curler wasn't big enough.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

On the sauce more like.

So you know the matchday preparations?

Perhaps...has Smug found Monacoger yet through his sauces?

 

[Rick O'Shea]

I can't believe the mackems are trying to pretend that Gus isn't the floorshitter. Get over it, your manager is feral.

I heard that dirty **** Taricco topped it up because he thought Gus's curler wasn't big enough.

Piss taking aside, I can't believe that some of you lot actually believe Gus did it. Repeating something a million times doesn't make it true.

Perhaps...has Smug found Monacoger yet through his sauces?

I hope not. Then there might not be any more funny meltdowns.