This happened on Sunday whilst I was in Lonon (NOT visiting the Emirates ) Thieving **** barmaid was arseholed as was her twat boyfriend. Apparently people were leaving because of his behaviour. Gaynor (good barmaid) refused to serve him. He allegedly went upstairs to ask if he could be served and Denice allegedly said yes. He told Gaynor that Denice said it was OK and Gaynor said "Fine. Then she can come down and serve you because I ****ing well won't.". Several people have apparently said they won't be going in there again because of it. Boyfriend **** was at it last Thursday as well when I was in there. ****ing horrible manc **** They're a pair of ****ing vile toe-rags.
Clearly, emirates is in London FFS not Lonon wherever you went Anyway, yes yes yes but are either of them fit??
If you didn't know what the thieving **** was like as a person, you'd **** the arse off her. Luckily though, as soon as the ****er opens her cakehole, it becomes immediately clear how ****ing horrible she really is. So horrible, in fact, that it puts you off completely, irrespective of how fit she looks. Her and her twat boyfriend are well-suited I'd shag Gaynor after three and a spliff
New Slut on the Block Went in the Cheese at my new time of 12.00 noon on Friday (holiday). Denice was actually talking to me I also got back into the inner sambuca circle! Went in on Saturday and this bird called Natalie was in there, utterly bladdered. I do know her and have seen her before, but she's just split up from her husband. Great tits, superb juicy arse and good strong thighs. Rough as a dog and a real slut with it. She kept going round the back of my stool and ramming her fanny into my arse Seems she'd twatted her best (female) mate earlier in the day along with a couple of other blokes. Picked up a black eye into the bargain. I'd love to **** her, but there's just too much baggage attached.
denice has forgotten why you are in the bad books. fiona obviously not being in there and the bar maids hopping off each other means she needs her customers back. are you sure this is a woman and not a horse or something you saw.
A Very Happy Cheese Update Unsurprisingly, Bakky Dave is the bloke from the Cheese that I get my cheap ***s from. Also 54 3-ply bog rolls for £12 a time. His partner is a lovely woman.She regularly cooks too much stew, hash or pea and ham soup so I get a portion! She's 72 (not German). A while back, she was diagnosed with cancer. She went through radio and chemotherapy to shrink the tumour sufficiently to operate on it. She had the operation 6 weeks ago and was in surgery for 9 hours solid That's a hell of an operation at any age. She went to see her specialist yesterday and was given the all clear. Her and Dave are now getting married on 16th January. The reception? Yep, you guessed it. The Cheese It's such a pleasure to be taking a couple of days off and not going to a funeral for a ****ing change
