Nsfw: Newcastle vs sunderland banter thread.

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In a fair fist fight and without the use of trees or climbing apparatus, pardew would wipe the floor with gus

^^Is he for real?^^<laugh>

If he's been taking fighting tips of Charlie Oatway then Pardew will definitely chin him.

I nearly spat my coffee, wasn't expecting that. <laugh>

I'll knock them both out. :p

I think pardew could take most people I reckon jim, that's why some people hate him, it's the fear.

I would pay a lot of money to be able to step in a ring with Pardew for a one to one bare knuckle scrap..

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derby ticket and travel details
Published: 20 November, 2014
by Kate Smith
Information ahead of St James' Park trip.
Sunderland AFC has confirmed ticket and travel information ahead of next month&#8217;s Tyne-Wear derby at St James&#8217; Park.
The game takes place on Sunday 21 December, kicking off at 1:30pm and tickets will be available to SAFC season card holders only, based on the club&#8217;s loyalty point system. The schedule to apply for tickets, subject to availability, is listed below:
- Season card holders with 20 or more loyalty points, can purchase their ticket from 9am, Wednesday 26 November until 5pm, Tuesday 02 December.
- Season card holders with 17 or more points can apply from 9am, December 03 until 5pm, December 04 (subject to any tickets remaining after the first period).
- Season card holders with 15 or more points can apply from 9am, December 05 until 12:30pm, December 06 (subject to any tickets remaining after the second period).
Tickets can be purchased online, in-person at the Stadium of Light ticket office or by calling the SAFC ticket hotline, 0871 911 1973. Supporters can check their loyalty points online.
Tickets are priced at £47 for adults, £38 for supporters aged 65 and over and full-time students and £25 for under 18s. Supporters are reminded that all tickets are recorded to the individual season card holder and are traceable. Tickets are not transferable.
Sunderland AFC will provide a complimentary return bus service from the Stadium of Light to St James&#8217; Park, affording the quickest and safest way to travel to and from the game.
Supporters wishing to take advantage of the free bus service should request their pass when purchasing their match ticket. Those purchasing their match tickets online should call 0191 5515004 between 10am and 5pm Monday-Friday, to request their bus pass, which will then be posted out to them.
Buses will depart from the Green Car Park area at the Stadium of Light, which is located next to the ticket office/Black Cat House. Exact timings for departure will be confirmed in due course.
The East Stand concourse at the Stadium of Light will be open from 10:30am for the comfort of supporters using the bus service. Bar and catering services will be available, along with toilet facilities, until the buses depart.
Sunderland AFC head of safety Paul Weir, said: &#8220;We received a lot of positive feedback from supporters regarding the buses last season, in particular how quickly they returned to the stadium after the game, with the first convoy having completed its journey before the first special Metro train had even left Newcastle.
&#8220;Safety is always our priority and the complimentary buses most definitely afford the safest and quickest way for fans to make the journey to and from St James&#8217; Park. I would therefore urge as many supporters as possible to take advantage of this free service.&#8221;
 
f** me they have a passion for arts & crafts <laugh>


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This is my favorite. Eye catching <laugh>
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If they win the next two games they'll be sucking Parsnip's cock & licking fat Mike's **** pit & the sad bastards know it.
 
bloody hell, didnt realise that daft tw@ts purchased the coffin its own seat <laugh>

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NEWCASTLE boss Alan Pardew insists his team should fear no one as they attempt to extend their remarkable run of form.

The Magpies climbed into the top five in the Barclays Premier League on Saturday evening as a result of a 1-0 victory over QPR, their fifth in succession in the league and sixth in all competitions.

That represents a remarkable turnaround for a manager who just a matter of weeks ago was facing concerted calls for his head from disgruntled fans.

The 53-year-old is keeping his feet firmly on the ground as he prepares for a December fixture list which includes clashes with Chelsea, Arsenal and Manchester United as well as a derby showdown with Sunderland, although he is not unduly concerned by the task ahead.

Asked how important it was to have beaten QPR ahead of that tough schedule, Pardew said: &#8220;You could have argued that three games ago, four games ago.

&#8220;We had Manchester City and Liverpool and Spurs and we sailed through that, so don&#8217;t look at the fixtures and think that there&#8217;s anything that we can&#8217;t deal with.

&#8220;It is a tough December, there&#8217;s no doubt about that, but the team is in such a good place today, we were so disciplined today.

&#8220;I think anybody who recognises Premier League football and watches it on a regular basis would see that as a really powerful performance from a young team, so that was really good for us.&#8221;
 
Yes all Newcastle fans wanted Pardew out and now all fans want him in.

Reality is that most fans have a healthy distrust of him as a man and of his abilities as a manager. He's pretty average but after a handful of games into this season we had picked up 6pts from our previous 14 games and had a -21 goal difference. Going back further we had 19 pts from the previous 27 games, that isn't flirting with relegation form that is horrific and would get pretty much any other manager sacked - I can't think of one who has survived a comparable run (though there may be the odd occasion). The media decided to focus on how Newcastle fans complained a handful of games into the season as if the previous 8 months hadn't happened.
 
I couldn't get to the end my ears were bleeding.


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