Nsfw: Newcastle vs sunderland banter thread.

It has been reported in the news that two blerks frerm Bykaa Grurve are sucking each other off in the jungle.
A local source said, 'the small one was ****ing a crocodile & the taller one was having sexual intercourse with a spider.'

 

cherrl tweedy is fit as **** mind.


dorty mag slag, she is, but...........

 

In a fair fist fight and without the use of trees or climbing apparatus, pardew would wipe the floor with gus

 

^^Is he for real?^^

 

If he's been taking fighting tips of Charlie Oatway then Pardew will definitely chin him.

 

Just swinging by

 

I nearly spat my coffee, wasn't expecting that.

I'll knock them both out.

 

I think pardew could take most people I reckon jim, that's why some people hate him, it's the fear.

 

Are you saying Poyet is a distant cousin of Peter Reid?

 

He's certainly a tad anthropoid, I'm reliably informed he's Peter Reid's and Cheetah's love child.

 

I would pay a lot of money to be able to step in a ring with Pardew for a one to one bare knuckle scrap..

 

All hail Ceaser.

 

He'll stick that many nuts on you, you'll think you're a Topic.

 

Yip..Right on the end of my fists..

 

Like when Lennon headbutted shearers boot?

 

Pardew reckons he's seen harder things in crisp packets.

 

I'm not an aggressive man as a rule, but Pardew is such an obnoxious twat that I would gladly knock him into next week if I was given the opportunity..

 

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Parsnip in a scrap would be about as much use as a soft cock.