Nsfw: Newcastle vs sunderland banter thread.

[Billy Death]

It has been reported in the news that two blerks frerm Bykaa Grurve are sucking each other off in the jungle.
A local source said, 'the small one was ****ing a crocodile & the taller one was having sexual intercourse with a spider.'

 

[Commachio]

cherrl tweedy is fit as **** mind.


dorty mag slag, she is, but...........

 

[MF SHAK]

In a fair fist fight and without the use of trees or climbing apparatus, pardew would wipe the floor with gus

 

[Brian Storm]

^^Is he for real?^^

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

In a fair fist fight and without the use of trees or climbing apparatus, pardew would wipe the floor with gus

If he's been taking fighting tips of Charlie Oatway then Pardew will definitely chin him.

 

[MF SHAK]

^^Is he for real?^^

Just swinging by

 

[Brian Storm]

Just swinging by

I nearly spat my coffee, wasn't expecting that.

I'll knock them both out.

 

[MF SHAK]

If he's been taking fighting tips of Charlie Oatway then Pardew will definitely chin him.

I think pardew could take most people I reckon jim, that's why some people hate him, it's the fear.

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Just swinging by

Are you saying Poyet is a distant cousin of Peter Reid?

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

Are you saying Poyet is a distant cousin of Peter Reid?

He's certainly a tad anthropoid, I'm reliably informed he's Peter Reid's and Cheetah's love child.

 

[MrRAWhite]

I would pay a lot of money to be able to step in a ring with Pardew for a one to one bare knuckle scrap..

 

[Agent Bruce.]

He's certainly a tad anthropoid, I'm reliably informed he's Peter Reid's and Cheetah's love child.

All hail Ceaser.

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

I would pay a lot of money to be able to step in a ring with Pardew for a one to one bare knuckle scrap..

He'll stick that many nuts on you, you'll think you're a Topic.

 

[MrRAWhite]

He'll stick that many nuts on you, you'll think you're a Topic.

Yip..Right on the end of my fists..

 

[Rick O'Shea]

Yip..Right on the end of my fists..

Like when Lennon headbutted shearers boot?

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

Yip..Right on the end of my fists..

Pardew reckons he's seen harder things in crisp packets.

 

[MrRAWhite]

Pardew reckons he's seen harder things in crisp packets.

I'm not an aggressive man as a rule, but Pardew is such an obnoxious twat that I would gladly knock him into next week if I was given the opportunity..

 

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[Billy Death]

Parsnip in a scrap would be about as much use as a soft cock.