irrational hatred

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Some utter **** is about to say broon sauce is a good thing.

Probably because they have daddy issues.
 
Some utter **** is about to say ketchup is a good thing.

Probably because they have mummy issues.
 
Table "sauces" (if they can really be called a 'sauce') are for ****s, *****s, ER, Nev, ST, Toby and all other *****ites.
 
Jamie oliver.

He's a ****. Plus we have just made his kedgeree recipe and it was bloody awful. Absolute waste of smoked cod.
 
There's a Jamie Oliver restaurant in Portsmouth. You have Fish and chips and they charge you for both. The chips are called something like, Jamie's chunky, pukka, get on the outside of that, chips and for £2.95 you get 8 chips. Gawd knows how much it is for a battered Goldfish. A tenner probably.
 
hp nippy sauce on a bacon sarnie is excellent. Branston pickle is anaw. Gambol is obviously ****ed up in the noggin.