Could a kind poster please explain, in very simple words for a very simple man, how to keep my iPhone in 'swearing' mode? Every time I set the drop down box and save, my phone reverts to 'NS' when I read the next post and its ****ing pissing me off
****s me off when I start a sentence with a ****ing swear word & the useless bastard system reverts it to a twatty lower case letter. ****ing makes you look like a proper illiterate ****. Those with no ****ing affiliation to proper ****ing written English or those who are as thick as **** will not be ****ing affected by this regardless of how ****ing annoying it is to other ****s, like me.
Don't keep buying an iPhone. I have an Android one and it's fine, I've been able to swear like a docker. Blood and stomach pills. See?
I have to switch to swearing every time I want to read a swear word, watch an embedded video or like/dislike a post. Every single time. Every single thread Every single page. It's so fligging annoying that I've actually given up using normal swears and I'm busy developing a whole new swearing lexicon. One that is not starred out every clucking time. So until some billocking, twot-faced munt sorts the problem out, I'm just going to invent more and more mucking stupid wordology. Tarse-coles.