Hash used to be up there but we don't talk anymore. He called me mental or something like that it still stings .
You say plague I say pleasure ... she loved it til you got the hump and threw her phone in the fire. Its better now she uses the laptop for skype instead .... ive said too much
That was particularly hurtful. Don't you get between me an Ian ...if ye dae we'd be in orbit around ye ya fat ****
Put me in your top ten and I'll do the same for you. In fact, I'll put you at number 1. And I'll send you something in the post.
He's not my uncle. He's my wife's husband. And he is definitely not dead. I saw him in Tunbridge Wells on Tuesday. Handing out bundles of cuttlefish, he was.