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Song for toby

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by bencredible, Nov 12, 2014.

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  1. bencredible

    bencredible Active Member

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    Someone make it happen.
    Something to being a tear to the eye and makes him want to stay forever
     
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    bencredible, Nov 12, 2014
  2. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    Given that the Northam like to keep things simple, how about singing this to the tune of David Bowie's All the Young Dudes"?

    By Alderweireld
    Forwards are felled
    By Alderweireld
    Forwards are quelled
     
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    Toby Aldeireld fits surprisingly well with the tune to Zorba the greek.

    Toby --- Alderweireld
    [To-bee --beat--Al-der-vy-reld]
    Toby --- Alderweireld
    [To-bee --beat--Al-der-vy-reld]
    Toby --- Alderweireld

    Then, when it gets to the fast bit:

    Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
    Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
    Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
    Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby

    And repeat from the beginning - getting faster every time.


    Then we all smash some cheap crockery.
     
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  4. Jose Fonte baby

    Jose Fonte baby Well-Known Member

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    Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby: Toby x5
     
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  5. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Simple..? <laugh>
     
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  6. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    OK then, just:

    Alderweireld
    Alderweireld
    Alderweireld
    Alderweireld
     
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  7. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    "One Toby whatshisname, there's only one Toby whatshisname"
     
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  8. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Queen's we will rock you:

    "We've got, we've got, Toby, Alderweireld"
     
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    Dexy's Midnight Runners would obviously use this:

    Come on Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
    Come on Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
    Your wear red and white, you're up for a fight
    Toby Toby, Toby Alderweireld

    Said come on
    Come on Toby, Toby, Toby
    Come on Toby, Toby, Toby
    Toby, Toby Alderweireld
    (I said Toby Toby)
    Come on Toby, Toby Toby
    (Toby Toby)
    Come on Toby, Toby Toby
    Toby, Toby, Toby Alderweireld
     
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  10. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    "Give me an A..."
     
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  11. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    "Toby Alderweireld...He is coming for you!
    Toby Alderweireld...He is coming for you, you, you"

    To the tune of "All around the World" by The Jam
     
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    Saints_Alive, Nov 12, 2014
  12. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    They'll never get their tongues round it. It's Toby and that's it. You know it and I know it. :)
     
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  13. Dell Boy

    Dell Boy Well-Known Member

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    Not sure about the first and third lines Chilco 'By Alderweireld' sounds far to much like 'Bye Alderweireld'?

    What about the old favourite - 6 foot 2, eyes of blue, Toby Alderweirld's after you?
     
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  14. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    That doesn't even get close to fitting. <laugh>

    Leave off the Alderweireld and it fits. :)
     
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    TheSecondStain, Nov 12, 2014
  15. Welsh Saint

    Welsh Saint Well-Known Member

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    Easy...to the tune of Bob the Builder

    Alderweireld - can he stop it
    Alderweireld - yes he can!!!
     
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  16. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    To all those people who are desperately trying to include Alderweireld in their popular tunes, have you even considered who would be chanting your lines..?

    Whatever you come up with, try singing it out loud yourself. There. Now stick with Toby. :)
     
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    TheSecondStain, Nov 12, 2014
  17. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    You haven't heard me sing :)
     
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  19. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Right, I'm off to make some Saints branded earmuffs. With you lot around, I'll make an absolute fortune. :smile:
     
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  20. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I've a feeling I don't want to. :)
     
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