Song for toby
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Given that the Northam like to keep things simple, how about singing this to the tune of David Bowie's All the Young Dudes"?
By Alderweireld
Forwards are felled
By Alderweireld
Forwards are quelled
By Alderweireld
Forwards are felled
By Alderweireld
Forwards are quelled
Toby Aldeireld fits surprisingly well with the tune to Zorba the greek.
Toby --- Alderweireld
[To-bee --beat--Al-der-vy-reld]
Toby --- Alderweireld
[To-bee --beat--Al-der-vy-reld]
Toby --- Alderweireld
Then, when it gets to the fast bit:
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
And repeat from the beginning - getting faster every time.
Then we all smash some cheap crockery.
Toby --- Alderweireld
[To-bee --beat--Al-der-vy-reld]
Toby --- Alderweireld
[To-bee --beat--Al-der-vy-reld]
Toby --- Alderweireld
Then, when it gets to the fast bit:
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
And repeat from the beginning - getting faster every time.
Then we all smash some cheap crockery.
Dexy's Midnight Runners would obviously use this:
Come on Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Come on Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Your wear red and white, you're up for a fight
Toby Toby, Toby Alderweireld
Said come on
Come on Toby, Toby, Toby
Come on Toby, Toby, Toby
Toby, Toby Alderweireld
(I said Toby Toby)
Come on Toby, Toby Toby
(Toby Toby)
Come on Toby, Toby Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby Alderweireld
Come on Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Come on Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby
Your wear red and white, you're up for a fight
Toby Toby, Toby Alderweireld
Said come on
Come on Toby, Toby, Toby
Come on Toby, Toby, Toby
Toby, Toby Alderweireld
(I said Toby Toby)
Come on Toby, Toby Toby
(Toby Toby)
Come on Toby, Toby Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby Alderweireld
"Toby Alderweireld...He is coming for you!
Toby Alderweireld...He is coming for you, you, you"
To the tune of "All around the World" by The Jam
Toby Alderweireld...He is coming for you, you, you"
To the tune of "All around the World" by The Jam
They'll never get their tongues round it. It's Toby and that's it. You know it and I know it.
Not sure about the first and third lines Chilco 'By Alderweireld' sounds far to much like 'Bye Alderweireld'?
What about the old favourite - 6 foot 2, eyes of blue, Toby Alderweirld's after you?
Easy...to the tune of Bob the Builder
Alderweireld - can he stop it
Alderweireld - yes he can!!!
Alderweireld - can he stop it
Alderweireld - yes he can!!!
To all those people who are desperately trying to include Alderweireld in their popular tunes, have you even considered who would be chanting your lines..?
Whatever you come up with, try singing it out loud yourself. There. Now stick with Toby.
Whatever you come up with, try singing it out loud yourself. There. Now stick with Toby.
That doesn't even get close to fitting.
Leave off the Alderweireld and it fits.
You haven't heard me sing
Right, I'm off to make some Saints branded earmuffs. With you lot around, I'll make an absolute fortune. 