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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    Best thread ever. My bird doesn't agree though, thinks we are scum <ok>
     
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  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    ****ing hell.



    You have a bird?
     
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  3. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'm proud to be scum. It means I can safely call others out as scum without fear of hypocrisy.
     
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  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    First rule of trip advisor club is there is no trip advisor club, your bird has to die you have compromised us.
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Balding ginger Irish man in faux shock comment.
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Paolos response to my review;

    QuaRestaurant, Manager at Qua Italian Restaurant, responded to this review, yesterday
    After reading your latest "contribution" (8 in a week now from the same person using newly created accounts who seems to click his own reviews as being helpful) it is clear to me that you should seek professional help. Three groundless one-star &#8220;terrible&#8221; sham reviews by you have already been removed this week which share the same lamentable unamusing and bizarre features. Hopefully, more of your strange material shall be getting removed imminently. If this attempt at a smear campaign is supposed to be a &#8220;private joke&#8221; then unfortunately the humour has clearly been overlooked. None have come even close to making me laugh and anyone else I have drawn their attention to.
    We, fortunately, have great reviews on this website and on others like it and this is testament to the warm, caring, committed, hardworking nature of our waiting team/family and the good, honest, generous food that our kitchen team prepare for our customers. If you feel the need to upload a series of sham negative reviews in the hope of damaging the reputation/livelihoods of our staff and family who rely upon the restaurant for an income then to my mind you have, yet again, only succeeded in demonstrating yourself to be a malicious ignorant debased oxygen-thief. Ridiculous reviews of this sort only serve to devalue this website and any reader of your now multiple fake &#8220;joke&#8221; reviews (I am in fact jealous of the people who have not read them) who could be persuaded by their ludicrous/shambolic terms not to visit our restaurant is clearly not worth us worrying about.
    Paolo Martone
    Qua Italian Restaurant

    He must have that last part in a word document just ready to copy and paste.
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's up now.

    http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g186342-d193751-Reviews-Mercure_Norwich_Hotel-Norwich_Norfolk_East_Anglia_England.html

     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Did you take your big plate for the carvery Venom?
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    No but I did enjoy listening to the Black Beauty soundtrack.
     
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  11. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I took a look at the dump , the photo of the bookmaker steak sandwich was funny. Tiny cubes of meat and soggy stale bread...
     
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  12. Deleted 1

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    I put another one in - said it was the best place i've ever been to but the manager's attitude in insulting and bullying people on line for minor criticisms and insulting their intelligence might be harming them. Could be interesting <whistle>
     
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    let's see how he reacts to the new 5 star "simply the best" review...
     
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  14. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Nice one Dan he will certainly bite.

    My latest one.
    Paolo's meaty treat didn't get through.<grr>
     
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  15. Patience

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    Dan <laugh><applause>
     
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  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <applause>
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    If someone managed to work all this this in, or some of it I think he'd explode.

    What'sa matta you, hey
    Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do
    Why you looka so sad?
    It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
    Ah, shaddap you face
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    have a read of my review " al dente your ego ".<ok>
     
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  19. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Well played that man. I saw it before and only got as far as the bit about balaclavas which cracked me up immensely. Oh well we are on the same wavelength, I took considerably longer to tune in.
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Great minds think of tripe, as they say.
     
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