Someone should do one saying he offered to give them their meal for free if they put up a good review
Beelbo Baggins has just submitted a review. Spaghetti Mametti, where I ordered spaghetti and received what I perceived as linguine.
Somecunt phone the restaurant and ask if they do a spicy sausage pizza to takeaway. Leave the name Baldy ex copper
Someone should submit a review with the heading: 'I Can See Why This Establishment Is Languishing In 70th Place'
I was hoping it would last till Friday week(Scot v ROI match) and any reviews could be disgruntled Irish fans myself included.
Mick would get involved and make you all say sorry to the nice man so as not to lose advertising revenue.
La Lanterna is rated the best wop grub in Glasgow so i may need to drop a hint to Paolo that they are mocking him.
It's clearly a very, very nice restaurant but there is some problem which keeps getting people to leave off colour reviews. If only i knew what that problem was.....