HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
It is now 131 long days since Agent Bruce disappeared from the land of not606, and the time has come to do something about it.I have decided to use my 4000th post for the forces of good and make an appeal for your help in tracking down this man.
Have you seen him? Have you heard from him? Are you hiding him in your dungeon (JPF) ?
Nobody knows where Agent Bruce has gone. The circumstances of his disappearance remain a mystery.
Police have drawn up a list of suspects who may be responsible for Agent Bruce's absence.
THE SUSPECTS
Alan Pardew
Agent Bruce was known to be a staunch critic of Mr Pardew, and the possibility that Agent Bruce has been kidknapped by the Cockney Mafia cannot be ruled out. However, the authorities remain baffled due to the lack of a ransom demand Has AB been Pardewed?
Sepp Blatter
Has Agent Bruce fallen foul of the dark and mirky world of FIFA and been bundled off in one of Mr Blatter's brown envelopes? Nobody knows. However, Agent Bruce's last communication with the outside world was to utter the fateful words "I didn't think you were allowed to say Sep Blatter on not606." Curioser and curioser. The mystery deepens.
The Judean People's Front
There is no evidence that JPF was involved, but he is a slimy, sick and twisted piece of work - so in the absence of evidence to the contrary police plan to pin Agent Bruce's disappearance on JPF just for the hell of it.
It is imperative that we find Agent Bruce. The board misses his posts and his commitment to the cause.
Finally, if you are out there AB then find a way of getting in touch. Try and find a phone, send up smoke signals or a flare, shout in a really loud voice till the neighbours complain, or, if all of that fails, post a reply to this thread. We will send help. We will break you out of Pardew's Prison, Blatter's Bunker or JPF's Dungeon of Shame.
In the meantime, all we can do is hope...
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It is now 131 long days since Agent Bruce disappeared from the land of not606, and the time has come to do something about it.I have decided to use my 4000th post for the forces of good and make an appeal for your help in tracking down this man.
Have you seen him? Have you heard from him? Are you hiding him in your dungeon (JPF) ?
Nobody knows where Agent Bruce has gone. The circumstances of his disappearance remain a mystery.
Police have drawn up a list of suspects who may be responsible for Agent Bruce's absence.
THE SUSPECTS
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Alan Pardew
Agent Bruce was known to be a staunch critic of Mr Pardew, and the possibility that Agent Bruce has been kidknapped by the Cockney Mafia cannot be ruled out. However, the authorities remain baffled due to the lack of a ransom demand Has AB been Pardewed?
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Sepp Blatter
Has Agent Bruce fallen foul of the dark and mirky world of FIFA and been bundled off in one of Mr Blatter's brown envelopes? Nobody knows. However, Agent Bruce's last communication with the outside world was to utter the fateful words "I didn't think you were allowed to say Sep Blatter on not606." Curioser and curioser. The mystery deepens.
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The Judean People's Front
There is no evidence that JPF was involved, but he is a slimy, sick and twisted piece of work - so in the absence of evidence to the contrary police plan to pin Agent Bruce's disappearance on JPF just for the hell of it.
It is imperative that we find Agent Bruce. The board misses his posts and his commitment to the cause.
Finally, if you are out there AB then find a way of getting in touch. Try and find a phone, send up smoke signals or a flare, shout in a really loud voice till the neighbours complain, or, if all of that fails, post a reply to this thread. We will send help. We will break you out of Pardew's Prison, Blatter's Bunker or JPF's Dungeon of Shame.
In the meantime, all we can do is hope...
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