OT - Ebola

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There is no cure for Ebola, has a 90% mortality rate and sounds a horrendous way to die. Its symptoms present as flu with an incubation of 21 days and by then it is too late. Sounds like the WHO need to be a bit scared.

90% mortality with no care, in developed countries with medicine its much less
 
I think I've contracted Ebola, I'm showing all the symptoms. Anyone know anything to help treat it? Paracetamol just ain't cutting it.
 
I think I've contracted Ebola, I'm showing all the symptoms. Anyone know anything to help treat it? Paracetamol just ain't cutting it.

I was once in Africa and I witnessed someone with a fever being beaten with some twigs which sent them into some hypnotic trance, which apparently cured them. I can have a word with this witch doctor if it helps.
 
I was once in Africa and I witnessed someone with a fever being beaten with some twigs which sent them into some hypnotic trance, which apparently cured them. I can have a word with this witch doctor if it helps.

I'm intrigued about this treatment. I think it could work particularly well on my girlfriend...
 
I was once in Africa and I witnessed someone with a fever being beaten with some twigs which sent them into some hypnotic trance, which apparently cured them. I can have a word with this witch doctor if it helps.

If you are looking for volunteers to beat Hatty around the head with a big **** off tree branch I don't mind having a go. :biggrin: