They are probably right, but better to tackle the problem at it source, and if that is having an affect, it is likely to minimise the number that might turn up here.
I'm currently suffering a serious bout of man Flu, I'm hoping it's not the initial stages of man Ebola
I think I've contracted Ebola, I'm showing all the symptoms. Anyone know anything to help treat it? Paracetamol just ain't cutting it.
I was once in Africa and I witnessed someone with a fever being beaten with some twigs which sent them into some hypnotic trance, which apparently cured them. I can have a word with this witch doctor if it helps.
If you are looking for volunteers to beat Hatty around the head with a big **** off tree branch I don't mind having a go.
The ritual for preparing the sticks is shoving the branch up your bottom. Don't snap off what you can't swallow..