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My Wife is a Racist

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Jul 1, 2011.

  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    I just saw the wife and kids onto a bus at lunchtime.

    She said "how much to Braehead"?

    The polish driver said "£3.10."

    Then he said "£2.90" for a return.

    My wife said "Sorry?" as if the guy wasn't speaking English.

    He said "£2.90" for a return.

    She said "I only want a single" and paid £3.10.

    She's either very racist or very stupid. I don't know which.
     
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    She wasn't very racist towards my big black cock when I was tearin her a new one.

    Kiddin on
     
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  3. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    My grand rents are, some of the stuff old people come out with is priceless.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    During the qualifiers for the Olympic 100 metres finals in London next year an indian competitor was shot dead with the starting pistol.

    The Police are saying its definitely race related.
     
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  5. BH1972RFC

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    ones husband....he a mutherfuckin racist too....the stupid motherfucker
     
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  6. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> What a ****ing prick. Time to logon as Mr Cameron tosser.
     
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  7. BH1972RFC

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    you the mothafucka who married a racist.....so is one...two mutherfuckin peas in the same mother ****in pod...racist ****a
     
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  8. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    I won't be wasting my time replying to any more of your ****e posts.

    Good job though, you've done really really well.

    Bye
     
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  9. BH1972RFC

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    bitchin' motherfucka
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    My dear ol grampa used to shout at us when we were wee kids for drinking straight out of bottles and tins.

    He used to say 'Get a glass, the Japs spit all over those.'

    My gran who grew up in Dee Street in a unionist area of East Belfast said about when they were wee kids they used to head down to nationalist Short Strand and "stone the fenians"

    Old folk just speak their mind
     
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  11. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    I can't wait to be old, you can say what you want, push in front of people, hit them with your walking stick and smell of pish.

    it's going to be a great laugh.
     
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    My Gran used to hate the French - went to church every day till she died, used to go and visit people eevn older tahn her with tehir shopping etc yet would tell you to "turn that foeign muck off" if ever Manhattan Transfer came on the radio.
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    My other gran was the same, old she hated nationalists. It all stemmed from her da getting a bad kicking from 3 of them when she was a teenager. Lived till her mid 80s, went to church all the time and was the nicest wee lady. But get Gerry or someone on the TV and the insults would fly out of her mouth.

    As a youngster me and brothers were always in stitches.
     
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  14. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    How come when ever i read your posts, in my head, i read them as B.A.Baracus out of the A-Team, anyone else think this?
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    so if a white woman only sucks black cock is she racist?
     
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  16. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Mr T yeah, but from Rocky 3
     
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  17. HackerJack

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    Depends, if she'd suck a white cock dyed black then she's only colourist. An whether she's white or not makes no odds.
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    It does make a difference. As the ****wits in charge believe that to be racist you hav eto have power, and as black people in this country dont have the power then they cant be racist
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    My prediction? PAIN!
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    What, you're going to lie on top of someone?
     
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