I've just got out of the QE after having a vasectomy, I'm in incredible pain, didn't even wake up to any flowers, I feel violated. On a serious note, has anybody else had this done and how long does the pain last? Bloody knacks!
Had it done 22 years ago I know someone who had it done 34 years ago.pain lasts about two to three days then get back to work.
Had it done 12 years ago on a Saturday morning at Millfield Health Centre and was at the match in the afternoon to see our final home game of that season...Mind I did wear a kilt that day, with no pants underneath of course, which made it a bit more comfortable...
Must have been where I met you. Dr Contractor it was. What a name. I knew the nurse and said " if I get a semi on I apologise". Didn't get the semi and when he said I need to shave you a little bit more he should have done my chest cos that's where my town halls had retreated to. No pain and like RAW went to the match. Told our lass she had to come to the toilet with me for a week as I wasn't to lift out heavy.
How strange. Every bloke I know has had it done off Dr Contractor. Where'd u get it done?? He mustve seen more c#cks than a Geordie lass!
Got it done on my knackers. Think it's the only oh sorry you mean the place. Mill field Medical Centre tees. Honestly mate was terrified but it was a doddle. Coating the iodine on your knackers warms them a bit but the injection was Nowt. Tiny little pop a point pencil type thing. Took about five mins for each knacker. Stood up carefully, a minor ache no pain. Went to match, admittedly wearing tracky bottoms but went to graft next day. Maybe I was just lucky.
Day she told me we were having a screaming **** machine I went out on the lash for 48 hrs absolutely devastated. Saw someone I knew who worked with Dr Contractor to have a word. Went in to see him and somehow managed to persuade the guy I needed it done urgently. Told me to go away and think about it. Took 3 milli seconds and I confirmed I needed it doing. Following Saturday, done.
I had mine done by a (female) family friend! I knew she was a doctor, but I didn't know she was a "family planning consultant", so we both got a shock. Funny telling the wife that I'd "spent that morning with my balls in Tina's hands" Took her a while before the penny dropped and she was reaching for the scissors by then As for pain, there was none TBH, although me balls didn't half bruise up a funny colour....
Stop whining ya soft twat, had it done year's ago, went to work on a motorbike the next day, well it was a Saturday morning and time and a half.
No pain! But have had side effects. The wife explained the side effects when she fell pregnant a while after I had the snip. if the vasectomy fails you end up having a black baby. Our black gardener confirmed what she said.
