Has a burd...
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I near shat it...ahem...the first time a that happened - thought sum **** else was in the room.
My mates burd pished all over him.
I don't see the attraction to be honest (even though I have pished the bed with a burd in it, didn't turn me on any)
Yes last year in Vegas she was adamant we should go to Floyd Mayweather's gym to see him even though a local told us it was a bad area, so we went only to stick out like a special kid in a football team within 2 minutes a big black guy came over to me and said some american slang **** which pretty much summed up to get the **** out of my hood whilst flashing a silver gun at me, arse well and truly fell out.
This is a most excellent experience...gratefully received one night from a bird after we went out clubbing and were off our tits back at my house.
Ma burd squirts if I assault her fanny enough with tougue and finger weapons, canny whack a face ful a roastin' fanny batter.
Some burds think they're gonna pish themselves just before squirting.
Probably with her driving.
But seriously, she's been a bit too mouthy in the wrong places/around the wrong people when pissed, that's about as dangerous as it's got.
This is awkward.................I posted earlier and clearly misread the situation I apoligise it backfired and made me look a tool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPYtCNu3pTU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPYtCNu3pTU
Are you Bill or Ted?
A bird did that to me once, it was only my second shag and she was years older than me. I almost had a heart attack.
A bird in the Dominican Republic emptied my wallet while giving me a BJ. She took me round the back of a bar, pulled my trollies round my ankles and proceeded to suck me off. While I was distracted, she took the wallet out my trouser pocket, extracted only the notes and replaced the wallet. What a pro.
Are you Bill or Ted?
A bird did that to me once, it was only my second shag and she was years older than me. I almost had a heart attack.
Might have been the same bird, as it was after I moved to Manchester
It was a surprise to say the least but smart as ****, esp pilled up
Hurr hurr.
I went out with a squirter in the past. It's less fun that it sounds. While it's a novelty at first and certainly makes you feel like the big man, it results in your mattress becoming absolutely ****ed quite quickly. Also, sleeping in a soaking bed is ****ing freezing during the night.
My missus is dead boring. I'm always trying to get her to do sick, ****ed-up things to me, but she's happy enough with regular sex.