If you could be a girl for a day....

[Depay Sound]

how would you spend it?

Playing with your twat?

 

[Erik]

Strumming myself silly and slapping men I'd otherwise get my head-kicked in for going near.

 

[Natchrawldry]

Sybian

 

[jenthesaint1990]

being a girl is not all its cracked up to be.

 

[Depay Sound]

being a girl is not all its cracked up to be.

But you have two tits and a gash, hours of fun!

 

[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]

If I was in a girl's body for a day, I'd take it the whole way by drinking/smoking excessively and appealing to lesbians while exploiting men for free stuff

 

[jenthesaint1990]

If I was in a girl's body for a day, I'd take it the whole way by drinking/smoking excessively and appealing to lesbians while exploiting men for free stuff

what if you were in a fat, ugly girls body?

 

[Depay Sound]

If I was in a girl's body for a day, I'd take it the whole way by drinking/smoking excessively and appealing to lesbians while exploiting men for free stuff

You mean you'd try to blend in seemlessly to the female population?

 

[Depay Sound]

what if you were in a fat, ugly girls body?

Then you'd be screaming with pleasure.

 

[Highland Gunner]

Strumming myself silly and slapping men I'd otherwise get my head-kicked in for going near.

nice man, laughing my ass off

 

[Toby]

what if you were in a fat, ugly girls body?

How bad is it Jen?

 

[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]

If I was a fat/ugly girl I'd end up being best friends with a fit girl and act as a wing woman

Otherwise I'd flirt with men, snog women and go home with whoever did the best Ashley Cole impression

 

[jenthesaint1990]

How bad is it Jen?

har har

 

[Depay Sound]

I bet Jen has nice pair of knockers and a bang tidy snatch.

 

[Toby]

har har

Only kidding

 

[jenthesaint1990]

Only kidding

toby, can you help me with something?

 

[Toby]

toby, can you help me with something?

Yep?

 

[jenthesaint1990]

im doing a major waxing sesh before my holiday. so, what style should i do my pubes?? any suggestions?

 

[Toby]

im doing a major waxing sesh before my holiday. so, what style should i do my pubes?? any suggestions?

Little triangles are the way

 

[jenthesaint1990]

Little triangles are the way

what like a pattern of litte triangles? or just one. i was thinking a heart shape.