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If you could be a girl for a day....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Depay Sound, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Just the one...

    How tricky is a heart shape to do?
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    never done it, thought id try!
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    never mind hearts and all that nonsense go bald and then get vagazilled
     
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  4. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    you mean vajazzled :tongue: im not sticking ****ing gems down there.
    and bald looks...pre-pubescent and weird :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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  5. Toby

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    If you're not an irish plasterer I'd be more than happy to meet you in Soton one day :bandit:
     
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  6. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <laugh> i was shaving my balls and gave myself a tiny little nick....**** me there was more blood than all 43 saw films put together <yikes>

    thats been laid to rest tobes <ok> im not jen but you know that seen as im you
     
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  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    why did you do it, spur of the moment thing, or an order from your woman?
     
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  8. Erik

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  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    no, no, you cant take it back now tobes, 90% of yous have accused me of being a bloke, so **** the lotta yas. :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

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    so leave it au naturale?
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    i like to have a clean sac .... but i was in a rush the bloodloss day <wah>
     
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  12. Rory

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    Jesus ****ing christ. Sounds like a blood bath. Unlucky sod.
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    maintenance is good <ok>
    im sure it healed quickly and didnt leave any mental scars.
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    none <ok> except the shakes i get if i see ketchup or the epileptic like fits when i see a blade
     
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  15. jenthesaint1990

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    try waxing <ok>
     
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  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    nah i use veet now <ok>
     
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  17. Toby

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    <laugh> I honestly thought you were a woman until the night where you/hash replicated posts and admitted to being the same person...
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

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    are you supposed to use that **** down there? BURN
     
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  19. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Jen shape a line on either side of your jina

    then when you put your legs up the guy will see

    l o l

    and feel ashamed

    ;)
     
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  20. jenthesaint1990

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    i guess that little game backfired on me then didnt it.

    hash is actually my secret lover, but shhhh dont tell anyone <ok>
     
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