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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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  2. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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  3. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for Guy
     
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  4. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep
     
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  5. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep
     
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  6. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    And some in return Cheers
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH


    A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.


    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:


    'Emma come first.
    Den I come.
    Den two asses come together.
    I come once-a-more! ...
    Two asses, they come together again.
    I come again and pee twice.
    Then I come one lasta time.'


    The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!", she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"


    'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi .'


    $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    little something for vic
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    cheers to you too rep
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    wep for woopert
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for lamba
     
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  13. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    and some rep for Woopert the Duck<cheers>
     
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  14. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Mississippi repped
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
    First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
    The optician showed him a card with the letters
    'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
    'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
    'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
     
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  16. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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  17. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Some "where have you been" rep for Vic
     
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  18. East Stand

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    is this still going..?
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    yes


    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
     
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  20. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    I'm Not on as often these days.

    Rep
     
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